CTA Bus Driver
@CTABusDriver
The guy driving your ass to work every morning
Also feels so good to be behind the wheel again. Being stuck at a desk job like some boring corporate lawyer has been terrible.
Thanks y'all. I haven't felt this good bout tweeting since the time I threw my phone at (and hit!) that mulatto pigeon who flew into my bus.
Wow. Twitter still exists? This thing runs like an EL train. No human brains needed to keep it going.
Wish I was the first but everytime i open the door I freeze my ass off. So lady, you just ran me down for a whole block for nothing. Sorry!
Two types of drivers in this world. Those who make exceptions in severe weather and those who don't.
Hard to be "prolific" when your boss is in your shit about using the phone. Did your bus sit throught a green light? Probably tweeting.
Great. Some shitty blog thinks its going to make a name for itself calling me out. http://bit.ly/hMhMI1 Snitches get stitches "CTA Tattler"
@rogueclown I wouldn't even have stopped for you. Consier yoursewlf lucky.
Where all my riders today? You yuppie bitches think New Years Eve is a holiday!? Ah well, "Empty Bus, No Fuss"
Definitely the worst time of year to be a bus driver. I'm charging extra for shopping bags.
So sad Cabrini-Green is closing. Poor people up there on Halsted.staight up got replaced by broke folks coming out the Apple Store.
Hey all. Lost my twitter for a while. Just been dealing with it like I deal with being lost on a route...pull over and walk away.
The best cure to a bad day is to make everyone pay twice for their bus ride. "Sorry, your pass didn't go through, better swipe it again..."
I never knew what love was...until I just saw two tubby Puerto Ricans dry humping in the back seat on the 70 route. It's 10 in the morning!
Running after the bus and banging the window just makes me hit the gas. Its either that or punch you in the face. #FightorFlight is for real
Wow, 1 accident per day http://bit.ly/bekzSz Personally, this driver doesn't have "accidents." I communicate with my bumper. Usually, "F-U!"
Friday the 13th and I'm doing everything I can to make your commute terrible today. A/C off? Check. Self-imposed 15mph speed limit? Check.
@KeiphAli Just try it you little punk. I would knock your "up and coming" rap career right out your ass. All while driving AND tweeting.
@trabblescrabble sup girl? You're looking pretty fine in that little picture so holla at me and I'll let you sit on my lap and steer the bus
@Area3o1 I guarantee you're an annoying passenger. I bet you pay your bus fare with a mixture of wrinkled bills and a fistfull of change.
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