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C Mars.

@C_Merp

I really enjoy complaining about airports.

Good morning. If you post engagement photos… CLEAN UR FUCKING HANDS.


Was that the blood of Christ…?


If you have an underdeveloped upper jaw, do not speak to me sideways.


Someone told me “you look good as per usual” mood


There are few things worse than tracking your package only to find out it is shipping via USPS


Mexico can you hear me?


Where did her front tooth go??


I like being a menace. And by that obvi I’m going to text my friend that lives on the west coast at 9am my time, 6 am their time.


I need you to read this very carefully. I get 120-140 of Botox every 3 months. I promise you, you’re not going to surprise me.


“ She was sending him nudes so I posted them on Twitter “ @notmariss_


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see shes better than me because if i was her i’d call him a fat cunt on national television

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“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

whyjordie's tweet image. “I voted for him for cheap groceries”

IG plz stop giving me ads for pet food. I do not have pets, I do not want pets.


No but really. I want to go back to Mexico. NOW.


If I hear one more inbred redneck say Kamala wrong I’m going to end up in a facility


How did yall get poison ivy?? Are you rolling around on the ground???


Christmas in Mexico?


I heard someone say “my village” talking about their hometown and now I can’t get it out of my head


EAT HIM UP. The mental incompetence of the big orange idiot is astonishing.


I don’t even know what he is saying anymore


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