Creepy Larry
@CafLarry
I used to be into a drug called speed, but now my only addiction is cutting your meat. My 3 heroes - Jerry Sandusky, Ruben, & dinosaurs (all of them)
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Who can hook me up with the librarian who rips cigs all day? She is so fine. #larrylike
I like my snow in powder. This shit is to #stickyickyickyy to play with
No snow up here in North Chicago for Xmas but there was plenty of #whitegirl.
When you're a drunk it's best to celebrate the eve of Christmas eve with a few drinks. By drinks I mean #whiskey #blow #crystal
I need a joint before breakfast, a drink before lunch, and candy instead of dinner. #cheers
Sober? How does Aramark expect me to cook for all the kids when I'm sober? Maybe carrol will let me sip from her bottle this year....
Got hammered, broke into the caf, made 300 hard boiled eggs. Brenda doesn't have shit in me #meth
Up here in Waukegan we measure snow by the pound not by the foot. #MerryChristmasToMe
whats the only thing better than green eggs & ham? green eggs and spam! I wish @therealcaf would finally hire Dr. Seuss
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