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Author & adjudicator of the ONLY official Cakes (Offences) Act for our emergency services. 🚓🚑🚒 🍩 Insta: CakeLegislator 🍩 DMs Welcome

So…. Is it a Cake Offence to be sat in a course, and everyone around you starts discussing the CakeOffencesAct.UK and they don’t know you’re sitting there and should I tell them tomorrow? 🍩🍰


Is @realDonaldTrump eligible for a Cake Fine for his recent inorgaration? 🇺🇸


Happy New Year to all our Police, Ambulance and other emergency service working tonight! Stay safe, thanks for your service and all the best for 2025!!


Merry Christmas All 🎄🎅🏼


How many Police stations still have these on the desk in use…. Mine does!! 🙃

This thread will bring back so many memories. 1. 90s PC speakers

tradingMaxiSL's tweet image. This thread will bring back so many memories.

1. 90s PC speakers


Question for you… Is putting up the office Xmas tree before December a Cake Fine? #CakeFine #Christmas 🎄🧁 And before the moaners start moaning about Police wasting time, it was done during a lunch break which they’re actually allowed to have!

CakeLegislator's tweet image. Question for you…

Is putting up the office Xmas tree before December a Cake Fine? #CakeFine #Christmas 🎄🧁

And before the moaners start moaning about Police wasting time, it was done during a lunch break which they’re actually allowed to have!

But officers fear to stop and search like they once used to… so how are we going to find the knives and take them away? 🤔

It’s our mission to halve knife crime in a decade.

ukhomeoffice's tweet image. It’s our mission to halve knife crime in a decade.


I’ve decided that winning an election is a monumental cake fine! @realDonaldTrump you need to get down to the local bakery for your staff at the White House!


A jury of the public have decided. I wish the officer all the best as he now tries to rebuild his life after doing his job…


For those wondering…. This is what happened next !

CakeLegislator's tweet image. For those wondering….

This is what happened next !

What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts *Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At CakeOffencesAct.UK Any guesses what happened next….

CakeLegislator's tweet image. What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts 

*Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At CakeOffencesAct.UK 

Any guesses what happened next….


What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts *Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At CakeOffencesAct.UK Any guesses what happened next….

CakeLegislator's tweet image. What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts 

*Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At CakeOffencesAct.UK 

Any guesses what happened next….

I have so much respect for this it’s unreal!! #CakeOffences

What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts *Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At CakeOffencesAct.UK Any guesses what happened next….

CakeLegislator's tweet image. What a Cake fine this must have been from @BenAffleck!! @dunkindonuts 

*Ben if you don’t know what a Cake Fine is look At CakeOffencesAct.UK 

Any guesses what happened next….


Opinion Poll: 🚔 Should Special Sgts & S/Insp have Stripes and Pips like their regular colleagues or Bars?

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Cakes for the officer who got too close to a land shark, although you might need to carry the cakes back to the station using your other arm! 🐕 🧁🧁

From RadioGenoa

Not mine… but a figure even @Brick_Cop would be proud of.

CakeLegislator's tweet image. Not mine… but a figure even @Brick_Cop would be proud of.

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