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Callum Stanton

@CalStanton

🏡 Southampton 📍 Dubai

City 5 in a row. No one touches them.


Franchise the @premierleague and give me the champ as the top of English football. Let them clowns ruin their own game.


How all the establishments look down there isn’t it? Fits the clientele perfectly. Horrible bunch of creatures.

This is the state O'Neill's pub near to Portsmouth’s ground was in this morning after the promotion party last night. 😭😩https://t.co/MBZRnaN4eK



Rat man. Hate the bloke

Honestly the biggest fucking shit bag in the league. Absolute cheating cunt!



How’s that offside 🤣🤣🤣


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What an absolute bellend Anthony Joshua is! One of the biggest bellends in the sport 🥊



Honestly just a different breed of human us cats 🤣

The strangest thing you’ll see all day… Tigres keeper Nahuel Guzmán performs a magic trick before saving a penalty in a shootout. 🎩 One way to put the shooter off! 😳🇲🇽



Why don’t people just drive through them. They’ll soon jump out the way 🤣

Just Stop Oil prevent a woman from taking her baby to the hospital. Absolutely disgraceful.



Kane > Haaland Don’t even question it, you’ll be lying to yourself…


Choice of technique for the finish is sublime. Choice of celebration on astro is wild🤣

𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗕𝗦 😍😍🤯



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'I am proud to be British' 'Let's get a new flag because that one is outdated.' @narindertweets @iamtomskinner has claimed that he’s 'proud' to be English after receiving criticism for his post on Twitter celebrating St George’s Day. Are we ashamed to be English?



Yann Sommer. That’s the tweet.


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€400,000,000 per year. €33,333,333 per month. €8,333,333 per week. €1,111,111 per day. €46,296 per hour. €772 per minute. €13 per second. Would you reject that offer? 💰

Footballtweet's tweet image. €400,000,000 per year.
€33,333,333 per month.
€8,333,333 per week.
€1,111,111 per day.
€46,296 per hour.
€772 per minute.
€13 per second.

Would you reject that offer? 💰

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🗣️ “F*** OFF!” One of the greatest Sunday League moments of all time? 🤯😂



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Thread 🧵 The tallest and smallest goalkeepers in Europe's top 5 Leagues + MLS..📏 Starting with the @premierleague..🦁 #Goalkeeper | #Goalkeeping

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The tallest and smallest goalkeepers in Europe's top 5 Leagues + MLS..📏

Starting with the @premierleague..🦁

#Goalkeeper | #Goalkeeping

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"Every challenge Harry has faced in his young life, he has done with courage and a smile on his face" @JPickford1 and @Everton gave inspirational young fan Harry a day he will never, ever forget 💙



Hahaha it’s utterly pointless. Basically a penalty 🐐🐐🐐

Video: James Ward-Prowse’s free-kick against Chelsea #saintsfc



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🚨 @the1975's Matty Healy has a public service announcement for @liamgallagher and @NoelGallagher of @oasis 🚨 (the full interview is up on our YouTube: youtu.be/yqzQkxZjo0A)


How can you get it so wrong this many times and still have a job. It’s honestly baffling 🤣


I don’t think I’ve actually ever seen Bazunu make a save? 🤣


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