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Caleb Jackson

@CalebNoHandle

Cook my eggs in bacon grease… please.

I always knew this day would come

I think it’s time for me to switch from Apple Music to Spotify



Thursday night: Football Saturday night: Football Sunday: Football Monday Night: Football. never thought 5 years ago I’d be this excited about this.


The last 2 weeks on @KeyJayandMax Max stated “there’s no QB other than Mahomes that has lost their top receiver and was virtually unaffected”. Burrow won 3 straight without Chase. Chill, Max.


I have 11 followers and am following twice as many. Twitter feels lonely. Somebody spam me


I take great solace in the fact that if my @Bengals don’t make it to the dance this year, @rihanna will be there to do one of the best halftime performances of all time 🔥

2 months until Rihanna x Super Bowl🏆🏆

therihprint's tweet image. 2 months until Rihanna x Super Bowl🏆🏆


As somebody who has been surrounded by white women my whole life and has seen them confronted countless times, this is an ABSOLUTE.

Why is it that when you stand up to a yt woman, they just burst into tears 😭



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in the past month we have ordered pizza from two different places and they’ve just forgotten the sauce ???


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If you, as a white person, feel the need to push back against a person of color telling you to decolonize your faith, you are probably the target audience.


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I’m going to always keep it a buck if you ask me how I’m doing


Glass jar grape jelly hits different.


Collectively, I wish I had heard/seen as much uproar about black lives as I hear/see about the latest allocation of our tax dollars.


Neglect is an awfully powerful thing


Last weeks of summer - you have a 3 liter of Faygo grape, bag of Doritos, Halo 2, and your best friend staying the night. Talk about magic


I’m about to lose it


NPR reported that the tax suspension on gas will save the average consumer $35 in gas over the course of the 3-month hiatus. Our government is a joke. The only people that will actually benefit from a tax hiatus is the oil companies - all the profits go to them with no taxes!


Bro did that really just happen

Why is it that when you stand up to a yt woman, they just burst into tears 😭



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