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Phil Coulson

@CallMeAgentCool

Connoisseur of paperwork, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., babysitter of the Avengers and the heart and soul of every party. (GMT+1:00)

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Texts @TheIronWiz [Txt] Ehm...Hi Tony...What year is it? I /may/ have lost some time.


//Loss of muse, depression, stressful work, stressful life, "It's just not the same anymore". Choose your favorite reason for me being dead all the time. I just hope to be able to come back here. I missed being party-Phil...


~Here I aaaaaam on the road agaaaaiiin~


*txt* You're in WHAT?


//Please bear with me during this mood drop.


//Work (and weather) are giving me a hard time right now and when I'm home I just wanna turn my brain off to some tv show.


I've got a camera feed for my office door but it could be I just took a break from work so I didn't see it.


*txt* Yeah. I'm at home. Kinda having a down for no reason at all. So home office it is.


//*hums "sweet dreams" at work*


//I was the only one who understood the after credits scene. Took me some seconds but then I felt superior xD


//Finally watching apocalypse before they stop showing it xD


When someone at the HQ hails HYDRA.

CallMeAgentCool's tweet image. When someone at the HQ hails HYDRA.

T.A.H.I.T.I. protocol Ver. 2: Go into a parallel universe and kidnap the counterpart.

Now that one Quicksilver is dead we're planning on infiltrating the other universe and capturing the other one by luring him with twinkies



But first we should UNinstall these cameras everywhere.


//I treated myself to a cute little guy at the Lego store today 😍

How could you ever say "No" to this little guy?

DontCallMeAgent's tweet image. How could you ever say "No" to this little guy?
DontCallMeAgent's tweet image. How could you ever say "No" to this little guy?
DontCallMeAgent's tweet image. How could you ever say "No" to this little guy?
DontCallMeAgent's tweet image. How could you ever say "No" to this little guy?


May...isn't your HYDRA stepmother hot?


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