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Idc what a woman has that I don't I still LIKE ME


Aunties roll the skimpiest blunts


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No matter how innocuous or relatively tame the tweet is, you niggas can’t help yourselves That means the album produced a generation of deadbeats but because we’re normal, we’re gonna enjoy the memories instead

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Never, I dont feel guilty about taking PTO or calling out last minute either

Corporate girlies and gents, do yall ever feel guilty or nervous to actually take a full hour lunch out of the office? 😩



They only have $3 cause they are disgusting!

do ppl actually like buzzballs or do u only have $3



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Recession indicator. Throwing a pizza party and charging for extra???

Some parents was criticizing this teacher in Texas for throwing his students a pizza party. He gives all of his students a slice of pizza and a drink for free. However if they want more, he charges them $2 a slice and $1 a drink. At the end of the day, everyone in his class was



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I cannot believe “Adults shouldn’t be having sex with teenagers” is a position that needs to be argued lol


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Whether they answered yes or no…. the problem will always be the grown men trying to get them in the car.

Plenty of women in their teen years were approached by older men and simply said no. I Don’t want a ride home from school



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it sounds crazy but them showing up and showing interest is the effort . 😭😭We courting as men. Majority of the time we the ones pursuing . As things get more intimate she may show her appreciation in different ways but initial interactions is all us on the effort side

So, if flowers when going on a date is considered effort for men, what is considered effort for women?



How you work in the food section of Wawa complaining about making subs…..you know damn well that’s what we ordering from here!


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This why you can’t skip leg day. Omg.

getting thrown like that as a grown man is crazy😭



I think it’s funny that every time a girl exposes a dude for cheating she assumes that she was the main & not the one he was cheating with


It’s this one stylist who curls be falling before the girls even leave the shop smh tragic


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cause you a loser

Why do men instantly become more attractive after getting a girlfriend? 🤨



I don’t understand grown women’s obsession with Hello Kitty


I’ve never watched a show where the entire cast pissed me off this bad. Everybody slow & stupid


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