Princess Celestia
@CalorSolaris
Princess of Equestria, the sun, and the day. Sol omnia regit. I like cake.
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I'm going to put her in a jar on my desk if she keeps this up.
For the record, I am thankful to Nightmare Moon. She taught me never to doubt that a small group of committed ponies could change the world.
I sent her a sugar-free blackberry pie. Ooh, I'm sure she's just going to love it!
I would like to remind everypony that neither I nor my sister have anything to do with the Royal Rumble.
I would like to offer a timely reminder that it is most certainly /not/ good manners to refer to the sun, the moon, or both as "spaceballs".
What's your favorite holiday music? Mine was Wheel in the Sky until a moment ago, when my steward informed me it has nothing to do with the
On the bright side, it's that most wonderful time of year! Naneighmo bars are here again.
I feel I owe all students in Equestria an apology. I fear I can't add more hours to the day so you can study, for several reasons. First, th
I just have a short PSA today: It's okay if you don't invite everypony to your Nightmare Night party! I certainly won't be.
For the record, Equestria's top export is sunshine. You're welcome.
Did you know? The moon phases correspond to how much effort my sister puts into getting dressed in the evening.
Baked goods are wonderful demonstrations of chemistry, and more fun to judge as well! My sister and I would be happy to do so personally.
I'm aware recent diplomacy may have ruined myriad science fair projects this fall. Might I suggest baking competitions instead?
In other news, pleased to announce treaty w/ ants of the world: in exchange for magnifying glasses no longer focusing sunlight into deadly r
Furthermore, they are not your aesthetic. They are my aesthetic. I hold 17,653 copyrights on them dating back anywhere from 47 to 938 years.
PSA: Don't stare at the sun through a telescope. Yes, there are patterns there. They don't mean anything. I make them up over breakfast.
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