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@Calripkin

Bout to witness my thoughts.. how I was feeling at the time.. right or wrong...

Gyat damn don’t tweet for a few months open the app... couldn’t figure out how to view MY tl in order.


Windy as fuck boy...


I didn’t believe her till one day... I slammed that phone down so quick.


“Get off that phone before the telephone wires get hit by lightning” my grandmother back in the day.

Black folks don’t play about lightning…



Wendy’s has the crispiest lettuce in the world slim. That shit like biting a taco shell.


Welp wizards... what’s one more year of trash. It’s been 45


J’s and State Property = Friday Night


Some of yall niggas got a work husband but that’s a story for another day.


I know I’m old... cause the old ladies that work at Macy’s aight. Nobody works at Macy’s but 20 year olds and 50 plus. Nothing in between.


Slim I didn’t even know time changed. I was like it’s almost 2 I need to take my ass home. By the time I got to the car is was 3:08. I was so confused.


Her: why you so popular? You use to play basketball? I really hate yall.


Somewhere in the corner under clouds of marijuana... with this girl who’s hollering. I can hardly hear.


that’s all I think about...


Yall don’t steal her hoodies? They smell so good thou.


Bring the passion back!


There’s no reason why olive oil is so expensive? Is there a shortage on olives? Who eats olives?


Sidenote: Druski funny as shit. I hate that have to admit that.


When your barber too busy watching Druski get some ass. Cut my hair nigga


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