Calvin
@Calvin_Topher
Topher Kline, but my friends call me Calvin. One hardworking American living life the right way. Proud Ohioan.
So glad it's finally back. I've had a boner since 1PM. #NFL #NFLRedZone #NoLie
If there's one thing I fucking hate it's couples that have joint Facebook accounts. #lame
Watching summer wind down is no fun. Good thing there's football around the corner to soften the blow.
I learned tonight, that it's impossible for me to go into a #bw3 without drinking a beer.
You know it's a great Saturday when you're about to blackout at the #longhornsteakhouse. #beef. #fuckingragingamerican
"I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it." - Johnny Depp #Quotes
No one but myself could even handle my #Pandora radio stations because they're so fucking good. #finelytuned
Encouraging that the entire city of Detroit filed for bankruptcy. #jesuschrist.
Moronic outrage over Rolling Stone's Tsamaev cover is a depressing reminder of what a baby-sensitive and dumbed-down culture we've become...
#ImAttractedTo any fool who can show me how to use this thing. @twitter
THIS JUST IN: Andrew Bynum has decided to sign with the Cavaliers. Bynum missed all of last season. (via @Chris_Broussard)
Big man job keeps me from fucking around on twitter all day, don't know how so many are able to multi task.
Just got sucked in for 45 min. I can see why you jokers spend so much time on here. #addiction
So my buddy told me about this thing called @twitter . I had to join and I've been occupied since. Welp, I hope you're ready for it.
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