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Your daily dose of serotonin. Recap from last nights, “All City Reunion.”


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Sandwiches over $12 should come with fries


It’s always some random person on IG telling me to not give up lol leave me alone


I just hate vlogs. I have grown to hate it though


Gonna start bringing my camera with me on bike rides. Missed taking photos recently


My dog broke my vase with his tail cause he had the zoomies!!! Accidents happen but now I don’t have a vase for my flower 🥬


I’m a nasty mother fricker still picking my scabs at this ripe age


Best thing you can do for yourself as an adult, is learn to cook! Nothing more liberating than grabbing ingredients with a general gameplan than just executing!


I need these phases of pitying myself and self loathing to recharge my turn up meter. Then I can return as a contributing member of society and to my network


New challenge for the week, unless necessary (grocery shopping, emergency travel etc) I will not be driving my car the rest of the week


Missed biking to work, time to retire the car keys for a while


Bike commute to work szn, finally it’s cool enough


If you ever lost the shaker thing in your shaker bottle, a great substitute is an ice cube!


When someone is selling something and they say, “it wont last long at this price” trust me they are still overcharging you


Why do ppl get into political debates knowing they are uneducated on many matters they support? Serious question


Fuck i havent been on a rollercoaster in forever i might hit Michigan’s Adventure just to feel something!!


Rampage learning Vietnamese is the funniest shit ive ever seen


I get how a Deep Fried Oreo sounds. But plz don’t come in here telling me they’re gross. They simply are not, they are fucking delicious. Bad FOR you 1000%, but if its this good for your soul how bad can it really be???


Im done wishing ppl happy birthdays only cause i dont want ppl to return the energy


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Jeff Teague on playing Jaden Ivey I was like, "He can't guard me." He came down so fast, swung. I was like, "Yeah, I'm cooked." I went home thinking about that.“ Via @club520podcast


“Theatrical” is my new insult Sub-genre of performative


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