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Matt Cohen

@CamelToad

I write movies. I have a small dog named Abe. #HellmuttForever

It's been an interesting decade-plus, Twitter friends Follow me @cameltoad on Insta if you want to see pics of my dog and TMNT toys I buy Fuck Elon Musk, aka "Apartheid Clyde"


Babe wake up, a surprise Kendrick album dropped

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How the hell do you stage a fight and still make it boring?


Be kind to yourself today and dissociate


Muting every word on here except "Shadow the Hedgehog"


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Elon Musk and Joe Rogan walk into a bar... QUICK! WE NEED TO SEAL THIS BAR UP FROM THE OUTSIDE


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Joe Rogan was a bad idea


The good news is the DNC has four more years to do nothing about this! Surfboard emoji


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I think democrats should try campaigning as republicans six more times then call it


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it’s not too late let’s get liz cheney back out there


Hey don't blame me, I voted for 1998's "The Sphere"


Every four years the fate of hundreds of millions of people is decided by Eagles fans and I think that's funny


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Watching Uncut Gems to relax


I take solace in the fact that this much of the population was always functionally braindead It's mostly not even their faults It's just naive to think that we havent always lived in two very different Americas


Wake me if we stave off fascism for another four years


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America, don't fuck it up, you won't love it in Putin's Russia


If I can sway even one person to vote, we live in the dumbest reality ever but; vote, and not for Trump Thanks!


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Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

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