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I would grant #SirhanSirhan parole solely on the fact that he was trying to class up his prison outfit with a paper towel pocket square @danielhberger @MichaelSocolow
The only safe growth industries left: -AI -weight loss drugs -Crypto scams -tattoo removal
It’s a more recent tendency—they used to cover the parents’ careers + pedigree but around 2020 they started focusing on interesting courtship stories for the most part. It is MUCH harder to mock the section now, unfortunately.
The first time the name “Somali” appeared in recorded history was written on Sa’adadin Island near Zeila, in Somaliland. Somali identity (Somalinimo) was born in #Somaliland — not elsewhere.
I was pleased to meet with President @Abdirahmanirro of Somaliland here at Davos. I welcome the establishment of diplomatic relations between our two nations and look forward to deepening our bilateral cooperation for the benefit of both our peoples.
To my fellow citizens of the Republic of Somaliland, home & abroad, I extend my sincere greetings and appreciation, and convey my best wishes for enduring peace, stability, and prosperity.
72 years young! Thank you to everyone who took the time to wish me a happy birthday today!
Good evening, Mr. @elonmusk, On behalf of more than 6.2 million Somalilanders, we respectfully request that the Somaliland flag and the name “Somaliland” be added as a location option on X. This small but meaningful step would greatly contribute to digital inclusion and…
I’m petitioning the emoji people to get a Somaliland flag added @Somalilanders
I watch them try to do what I do, and its really quite painful to watch, it truly is. I'm operating at a level they can't even comprehend—were talking tremendous genius level, ok? I feel bad because they try so hard. But lets be honest, nobody does it like me. Lightweights!
I think life is probably a lot simpler for the uncontacted peoples in Venezuela. No material change pre and post maduro
#Israeli Journalists Arrive in #Somaliland to Cover Public Celebrations Israeli journalists have arrived in Somaliland to report on celebrations following the new bilateral relations. They were warmly welcomed by the public, who expressed widespread joy and support for this…
Did you know that #Somaliland had a #Jewish community until 1951? I actually visited the location of the last #Synagogue in #Berbera as well as the #Jewish #quarters
As Christmas comes to a close, we have a time to reflect. The genius of a Somali intellect. G Dubs crossed the Delaware today. Day day. Somali pasta will turn you gay.
Fatberg Fatberg where are thou? Pu pu platter take a bow. Doo doo Mogadishu.
On Christmas Eve, we think of Mageeve, another doo day another Christmas Day. Poop poop brown scoop.
bari weiss, matt yglesias, the pod johns, ezra klein who still listens to these people?
When Jennifer Lopez thought she would get recognized going to her childhood home (2014)
Can we redo 2008-2016 and sub Obama out for Jeremiah Wright as president?
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