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Nick Thecool Cat

@CanIHasRTplz

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Who gave you your diver's license? Helen Keller?


Even dyslexic people know when it's 11:11


"CLR is good for the environment" oh yeah? It can't be very natural if you need gloves to use it....those damn commercials...


There's a country called Sealand, and it has a population of three!!! They even have their own national anthem and flag!


Every time I play Fruit Ninja, I want to get a katana and throw fruits in the air so I can just go bananas


I'm drunk.....why the hell are you still ugly?


I ruin things when they're really new, but once I've had them for a while, I stop scratching/denting it. #amialone?


Bad always seems to lasts longer than the good..like tobogganing..climbing up the hill is a 5 min. bitch, going down is 5 seconds of bliss!!


I always feel like I'm under pressure when ordering a meal


DUDE!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY-oh there it is...


I hate when I go on the computer for something and check twitter, just to realize I forgot what I was gonna do.....


My.brain.takes.little.pauses.for.every.period.on.the.screen


هذا الحساب لا يتابع أي شخص حاليًا

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