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Walter White

@CancerCook

that’s methed up (parody acc, not affiliated with @amc)

Épinglé

Dude, Where’s My RV? #BreakingBadAFilm

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flight attendant: is there a doctor on board? dad: *nudging me* should've been you me: not now dad dad: not asking a meth cook for help, are they? me: dad there's a medical emergency happening dad: go see if “being the one who knocks" helps


Tread lightly @thebatman_2020

Ce tweet n’est plus disponible.

So who’s in to crowdfund #BreakingBadCon

Things are just getting started at #SopranosCon at the Meadowlands! We're here for all the action. @sopranoscon MORE: newjersey.news12.com/story/41155694…

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With those dance moves, they were all smoking Blue Sky

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Walter White a reposté

LWYRUP 2.23


Walter White a reposté

@CancerCook hey Walter look! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And the "Marketing of the Year" award goes to...not this guy🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂😂



And the "Marketing of the Year" award goes to...not this guy🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂😂



Walter White a reposté

(SEX! Now that I have your attention...MONEY! Sorry for the radio silence on my parody accounts - I’ve been dealing with some family and health concerns offline and haven’t had the bandwidth for much else. Things are slowly easing up and I hope to be back for real soon!


Jesse: can you help me I got kicked out of my parents’ house after nearly getting killed by the distributor you wanted to work with Walt:

Stop asking me for money



Walter White a reposté

I pitched something similar- a stoner-comedy remake of Brewster's Millions!

New show. Skinny Pete and Badger find Walt's hidden money and they have a sitcom following them as they blow all the money. Hey @CharlesEbaker and @mattjonesisdead what do you think?



They all do meth now get with the program Demetrius

white people love them some diet coke



im not the scranton strangler. im the fucking lizard king



Despite the Ehrmantraut-esque disposition, she was very excited about the Heisenberg Buy One, Get One Free deal! Blessed be the chemistry.

Aunt Lydia at Ardua Hall post meth-laced tea

itsjunebitches's tweet image. Aunt Lydia at Ardua Hall post meth-laced tea


Where are the Fargo parody accounts at tho you know we’re slinging up there too


Walter White a reposté

🎂Happy Birthday Chuck!🎂

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Walter White a reposté

1st timers ask what order to watch Breaking Bad 1st Better Call Saul 2nd Breaking Bad again Breaking Bad again Better Call Saul again Breaking Bad again BreakingBad again Better Call Saul again Felina Episode El Camino Rinse & Repeat Any ?'s #ElCamino #BreakingBad #BetterCallSaul


I liked it. I was good at it. I was alive.

CancerCook's tweet image. I liked it. I was good at it. I was alive.

I DID IT FOR WORK BUS



Walter White a reposté

Me convincing the cops not to arrest me


Y’all are still doing cocaine in 2019? Grow up and smoke meth already lmao


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