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49ers are decimated ❌️ Rams have looked awful ❌️ Seahawks have a QB problem ❌️ Eagles are a mess ❌️ Panthers have a losing record ❌️ Bears QB paints his nails ❌️ Packers aren't serious ❌️ Who the hell is winning the NFC???


7 TEAMS???

CandlestickJas's tweet image. 7 TEAMS???

In the first 45 minutes after John Harbaugh was fired this afternoon, his agent Bryan Harlan said he received calls from seven NFL teams expressing interest in his client. There currently are seven NFL head coach openings, including Baltimore’s.

AdamSchefter's tweet image. In the first 45 minutes after John Harbaugh was fired this afternoon, his agent Bryan Harlan said he received calls from seven NFL teams expressing interest in his client. 

There currently are seven NFL head coach openings, including Baltimore’s.


This might slow down our pass rush.

Eagles RT Lane Johnson is expected to practice Wednesday for the first time since he suffered a Lisfranc foot injury on November 16th, per @Jeff_McLane Johnson has progressed in his recovery, but still has to test his right foot before a decision on his availability is made for…

Coach_Yac's tweet image. Eagles RT Lane Johnson is expected to practice Wednesday for the first time since he suffered a Lisfranc foot injury on November 16th, per @Jeff_McLane

Johnson has progressed in his recovery, but still has to test his right foot before a decision on his availability is made for…


- 4 of these franchises have never won a Super Bowl. - 9 of these quarterbacks have never seen a conference championship game. - 6 have never seen a playoff win. Fun time to be an NFL fan.😎

Josh Allen is the third oldest QB in the NFL playoffs 😳

FDSportsbook's tweet image. Josh Allen is the third oldest QB in the NFL playoffs 😳


Cowboys and Raiders still being on this graphic is pretty crazy.

Reminder: Tom Brady has more Super Bowls than any franchise in the NFL 🐐

NFLonCBS's tweet image. Reminder: Tom Brady has more Super Bowls than any franchise in the NFL 🐐


I still think about this quote.

CandlestickJas's tweet image. I still think about this quote.

Respectfully, Matthew Stafford isn't even the MVP of his own offense.


Puka Nacua to win OPOY at +1900 seems like a really good bet. Not sure why this is so far off.

CandlestickJas's tweet image. Puka Nacua to win OPOY at +1900 seems like a really good bet. Not sure why this is so far off.

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Bo… 1st Rd QB Josh… 1st Rd QB Love… 1st Rd QB Herb… 1st Rd QB Bryce… 1st Rd QB Caleb… 1st Rd QB Drake… 1st Rd QB Trevor… 1st Rd QB Stroud… 1st Rd QB Darnold… 1st Rd QB Stafford… 1st Rd QB Rodgers… 1st Rd QB You want to make the Playoffs? Find an elite 1st Round QB.



Had to double-check the date on this post because this is like the 5th time I've read this same god damn headline this season.

#49ers Ricky Pearsall re-aggravated his PCL injury, according to Kyle Shanahan

TheSFNiners's tweet image. #49ers Ricky Pearsall re-aggravated his PCL injury, according to Kyle Shanahan


Herbert and Darnold hanging out with the sophomore QBs like they got held back a grade.😭😭

A lot of new faces this year 👀

NFLonCBS's tweet image. A lot of new faces this year 👀


Playoff Lamar has officially arrived.

CandlestickJas's tweet image. Playoff Lamar has officially arrived.

Steelers could really use a vertical threat fag-boy out there right now.


Getting bitch-slapped by the worst Raiders team of all-time is a hilarious ending to Travis Kelce's gay little career.😭😭

Wowza. #Raiders K Daniel Carlson just drilled a 60-yard FG for the win. Raiders will still have the No. 1 overall pick. The Chiefs draft position will also improve.



49ers home games in 2026: Rams Rams (southern facility) Chargers (southern facility) Seahawks Seahawks (northern facility) Cardinals Cardinals (desert shit hole facility) Broncos Raiders Eagles Commanders Dolphins Vikings


This mother fucker.

The #Saints said I didn’t hear no (Ronnie) Bell! Onside kick coming…



Might as well just give us the Lombardi already. Please. I'm begging you.

The 49ers 2026 opponents: Home: Rams, Seahawks, Cardinals, Broncos, Raiders, Eagles, Commanders, Dolphins, Vikings Away: Rams, Seahawks, Cardinals, Cowboys, Chiefs, Chargers, Giants, Falcons

Coach_Yac's tweet image. The 49ers 2026 opponents:

Home: Rams, Seahawks, Cardinals, Broncos, Raiders, Eagles, Commanders, Dolphins, Vikings 

Away: Rams, Seahawks, Cardinals, Cowboys, Chiefs, Chargers, Giants, Falcons


49ers lost on purpose to secure an easy 2026 schedule. We're playing chess while the rest of the league plays hungry hungry hippos.

🏈 If the Rams beat the Cardinals, the 49ers’ 2026 regular-season schedule will include Miami and Minnesota at home, and Atlanta on the road. 🏈 If the Rams lose, the 49ers will have Buffalo and Green Bay at home, and Tampa Bay on the road.



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