General Jordan Staal
@CanesGeneral
With resolute spirit and steady hand, General Jordan Staal guides the Carolina Hurricanes to triumph across every field of battle. #CarolinaCulture
Should you desire to receive my dispatches and letters as I march through the many trials and battles of this campaign season, I beseech you to follow my account, that my words may find you swiftly and without delay. - Jordan #CarolinaCulture
My Dearest Mother, I pray this letter finds you in good health and steady spirits, for I write to you with a heavy yet resolute heart. Know first that I am safe, and that our cause, though battered this night, yet lives on. We gathered late to rally against the redcoats of…
Hear ye, hear ye! By my hand and seal, I proclaim to the good people of Raleigh that the Carolina Regiment has cleansed our fair city of the green stain once led by that lumbering brute known as Sir Mikko Bullwinkle McAntlers, the Moose of Misrule himself! Driven from our…
To the Troops of the Carolina Line and the Good People of Raleigh, Hearken and attend. Reliable reports from our scouts and trusted townsmen confirm that the traitor Mikko Rantanen has been sighted in the environs of Raleigh, moving under cover of dusk and in the company of his…
By order of General Staal— On the field against the Turncoats of Newark, where treachery met resolve, this soldier, CPL Bussi, Brandon— displayed uncommon valor, standing firm under fire and advancing the cause of Carolina by courage alone. For bravery beyond expectation in the…
Soldiers of the Carolina Regiment, As we set our lines and ready our arms for battle against the wretched Turncoats of Newark, hear this: We have not come this far to lay down our arms at this taste of hardship. Press on, for resolve wins wars long before the final shot is…
To the doubters among our own community, We hear the murmurs. We know there are those who look upon the coming struggle with the Colorado regiment and whisper that our cause is too weary, our strength too thin, our moment already passed. You are free to doubt us, if doubt brings…
Citizens of Raleigh, Word reaches my camp that the enemy now moves among us in borrowed smiles and friendly dress. Be warned: one known as Reece wears the mask of an ally, yet serves the opposing cause. He is no friend to this town nor to our liberty. Keep sharp watch. Offer no…
The hurricanes aren’t winning a round this team is cooked. Stankoven on pace for THIRTY points, FOUR top six forwards, TERRIBLE goaltending, BOTTOM TEN defense, just insanity
To the Citizens of Raleigh, I write to you plainly and without flourish. The Carolina regiment has struggled of late. The road has been rough, the battles costly, and the nights long. I will not insult your intelligence by denying what you have seen with your own eyes. Yet I…
To the Regiment— Reports from the field confirm that SGT Kochetkov has been wounded in action. He is to undergo surgery forthwith and, upon its completion, will be sent home for the remainder of the campaign. His service has been steadfast, and his absence will be felt in the…
Kochetkov will have surgery for his lower-body injury. Brind'Amour expects he may miss the rest of the year.
To the Regiment, Be it known that Private Philip has joined our ranks. From this day he shares our duty, our hardship, and our honor. See him instructed, tested, and treated as one of our own. By order of the undersigned, - General Jordan L. Staal
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