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This is what happens after you take the red pill.


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If your “conservatism” flirts with underage girls it’s not conservatism.

If your “conservatism” flirts with interventionism, it’s not conservatism. We are defenders of America, not globalism. You can’t save Western Civilization while echoing the lies of Netanyahu.



Costume of the year.

Happy Halloween 🎃⁦@ChickenMan3010⁩ Hope you’re enjoying the WS and feeling great in health my friend! ⚾️ 🍗 👻

DaveBurnes18's tweet image. Happy Halloween 🎃⁦@ChickenMan3010⁩ Hope you’re enjoying the WS and feeling great in health my friend!  ⚾️ 🍗 👻
DaveBurnes18's tweet image. Happy Halloween 🎃⁦@ChickenMan3010⁩ Hope you’re enjoying the WS and feeling great in health my friend!  ⚾️ 🍗 👻


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Dating a woman who can’t help you financially is a waste of time.


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The future sucks Doc. Let’s go back to 1985.


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This was so wonderful, 9 years ago today!

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! facebook.com/DonaldTrump/po…

realDonaldTrump's tweet image. Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! facebook.com/DonaldTrump/po…


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Just to put in perspective how bad Rafael Devers as been this season. Devers has swung and missed 31 times on 46 total swings. In 1988, Wade Boggs swung and miss 41 total times in 584ab.

nut_history's tweet image. Just to put in perspective how bad Rafael Devers as been this season.  Devers has swung and missed 31 times on 46 total swings.  In 1988, Wade Boggs swung and miss 41 total times in 584ab.

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Looks like they found some chinks in our armor

BREAKING: US Army soldiers Li Tian, Ruoyu Duan, and Jian Zhao were indicted for selling secrets to China.



I watched every Tyson fight with a blackbox and had zero issues. Now I’m paying to watch it and it doesn’t work. #netflixcrash #TysonPaul #tysonvpaul


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Who ever said “I’m leaving America if Trump wins” … don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. 🇺🇸


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They took my badge @elonmusk I’m the Nigga of the Day #CTESPN


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It’s because they’re sitting around by themselves smoking weed. Not a positive shift at all. Society can thrive when there’s lots of social drinking. That’s been proven. But no society of stoners has ever accomplished anything.

#REPORT: Gen Z leading shift toward lower alcohol consumption as interest in non-alcoholic drinks surges.

6ixbuzztv's tweet image. #REPORT: Gen Z leading shift toward lower alcohol consumption as interest in non-alcoholic drinks surges.


Well said!

Funny cause I thought a vote for RFK is a vote for RFK But the Harris crowd says it’s for Trump and the Trump crowd says it’s for Harris… maybe voting for RFK should be illegal since it’s like triple voting?



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I heard a Dave Matthews song yesterday and it made me realize how profoundly I’ve enjoyed not listening to him for the past 20 years.


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