Capable Brandi
@CapableBrandi
Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
The fastest way to find something you've lost is to replace it.
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener...it must be all the fertiliser they are using!
Learn from the past Live for today Look for tomorrow Take a nap this afternoon.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.
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