Solves idiots, too: "Birth control for seals will solve shark problem" | CapeCodOnline.com shar.es/x3pL4 via @sharethis
Why's my belly white? Countershading: white blends with down-welling light from the surface, making me harder to spot from below. Stealthy.
Coming around to yoga. Asanas I approve of: Corpse, Great Seal, and Lord of the Fishes. Look forward to seeing all practiced on paddleboards
Makes me yearn for the glory days of "For Better Or For Worse." finandflip.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/finfli…
May try slipping into Pleasant Bay tonight. Inlet through North Beach feels promising, and there may be no transponder relays up there, yet.
Hear tell that Chatham's two Randroid Selectmen oppose banning smoking on beaches. Both have high fat contents. Just thinking out loud here.
On the way up, occurred to me that Nantucket Sound is probably an under-utilized resource. Complacent seals. Watch out for weirs, though.
Some changes. New inlet through Chatham's South Beach, but the flow doesn't feel right. Too shallow. Too much shoaling off Lighthouse, too.
Makos are twitchy as hell, standoffish and vain, but they are cousins, and these guys are douchebags. gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blog… via @YahooNews
Oh God why: finandflip.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/finfli…
Must be near Montauk. Can feel the spectral presence of white shark killer Frank Mundus, who inspired Benchley to invent Quint. All dead ha
Lower salinity, trace amounts of psychopharmaceuticals and illicit drugs...must be near Raritan Bay and the effluent from the Hudson river.
This idiocy will haunt them: "If there wasn’t another sighting in an hour beaches would reopen." wickedlocal.com/orleans/news/x…
I'm swimmin back to Monomoy/I'm fixin' to find a seal chew-toy/I'm relyin' on my ampullae/And just keep swimmin on. ---Grateful White Death
Wondering if breaching would dislodge the two teeth stuck in the top of my head. #greatwhiteproblems
Barring being kidnapped, molested and permanently disoriented by those OCEARCH clowns, I should be near the Cape in a week's time.
Remoras are the equivalent of having a "kick me" sign stuck on your back.
Am now stoned out of my head on whale fat. Everything is beautiful and I love everything, except dolphins, who have no self-respect at all.
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