Captain Spack
@Capspack
Hello there my fantastic followers! I am the great Captain Spack. The newest and greatest Superhero in Britain (i would say the world but Spiderman is badass)
Well superheroing is lonely. Retard don't seem to come around so often anymore. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sorry about not posting often, the rest of retard are refusing to pay for the internet
Ugh. Trying to save people with a cold. Where the hell are the rest of retard at the moment?
@TheMolesterer for god sake molesterer, don't ruin twitter for me aswell, this is where I come to complain about you
I don't know what's worse. The fact that @TheMolesterer just followed me or the fact that I followed him back
Hey guess what? That secret organisation has offered me the opportunity to star in my own movie!!! As long as I shut up about them existing
Wow I know I haven't posted for a while In my last tweet I mentioned an organisation called SPACK Apparently mentioning them makes you "ill"
Hey guys, sorry I've been off for a few days. I discovered a secret organisation known as SPACK. I can't tell you anything cause it's secret
Spidey Fact: Spider-Man's origin story in AMAZING FANTASY #15 was just 11 pages long, told over 74 panels, and had only 1 splash. :-O
What a hot day. I need to redesign my costume I'm sweating in here. I wonder how cardboard man manages...
Another great day. Most of the group had jabs yesterday and aren't feeling great. I haven't seen the girls all day. Only me and c man ok
I really need to find my plunger. I tried substituting a toilet brush instead but it doesn't work. #missmyplunger
Has anybody seen my plunger? I think I might've left it in Vegas...
Sorry I haven't posted in a few days. I've been in hospital. I got cardboard mans helmet stuck on my head
Just spent the afternoon helping cardboard man find pieces for mark II. There was a 'problem' locating mark I
I had an argument with @Almighty_Crunch over my favourite superhero. I, sorry buddy but Spidey wins #forgiveme
Well I'm worn out. Me and @Almighty_Crunch spent the day chasing the molesterer across dartmoor. #blistersandcuts
Guess who decided to show his face? The molesterer is back in town! Yay. Skipping meals, missing work, late nights and a load of coffee #fun
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