Parker Dixon
@Capt_Introvert
Parker Dixon, aka “Captain Introvert,” has been a freelance writer since 2007 and an introvert since sperm met egg.
aaah, I miss Twitter. Just too introverted to tweet these days.
Is there anything better than a cold beer in a frosty mug? No, seriously...I'm asking. Is there? ...I really don't think so.
There should be more beer delivery companies, where you could log on, order beer, and have it delivered to your door. Someone get on that!
I don't get 3D movies. I want to wear glasses in a movie theater about as much as I want to wear sunglasses at night.(so I can, so I can be)
Introverts of the world unite! ...just not all at my house, ok? I don't enjoy that many people over at one time.
My dog doesn't listen when I talk to him...think he might be an introvert? Hmmm...
Facebook is down...I'm not sure why this bothers me so much...but it does.
Back in the saddle! Well, not really a saddle, but you get the idea. Had a great break from reality, but now it's back to bloggin' fulltime
If there isn't A/C...that *isn't* a vacation!! ...I'm just sayin'.
Broken door bell... Do you know how annoying it is for an introvert to have to run to the window every time someone walks by? C'mon FedEx!
It's 2010, aren't we supposed to have flying cars and robot servants by now? That's what they told us when I was in Kindergarten, dammit!
I want a new Kindle; just heard they are all sold out, though. Stupid Kindle, getting my hopes up. Enticing me with less eye strain and all.
there is nothing worse than showing up for an appointment with one person / department and being sent to four other departments. Not fun.
Going shopping today...ugh. Right up there with the dentist and going to work on Mondays for me.
Check out the tattoos on *these* guys! http://bit.ly/9AgPxf I almost spit my Cheerios across the room! What were you THINKING??
is enjoying Twitter. What better way to prove the naysayers wrong than an Introvert on Twitter?! (...where you don't actually have to talk!)
Is it just me, or is an 85 degree day nothing more than an invitation to stay indoors? ...not that I needed one.
I love being an Introvert!! ...It's so great how everyone thinks you're anti-social and depressed. Oh wait, no, that sucks, actually. Sigh.
my dog is such an extrovert; he's always following me everywhere--bathroom included--like a...well...a puppy. Where did I go wrong??
The Forum is up! http://bit.ly/bKddVC Since it's brand new, no one else is there but me. Not really a problem for an introvert, though...
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