CptnColitis
@CaptainColitis
No-one hates my guts as much as me.
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The worst thing about working from home now is that my employer is no longer subsidising my toilet roll usage... #colitis #ibd #covid
I've lived through 15 years of ulcerative colitis attacks, 2 stomas, and a jpouch. 12 toilet visits a day for most of that time. And I have never needed THAT much toilet roll. Makes me so angry that people can behave in this way.
Stop hoarding toilet paper, for real. People with certain stomach issues; IBS Crohn's colitis need TP & wipes. Stop going into less fortunate communities and taking their supply. Stop stealing it from small business', they're already struggling. #coronavirus #coronapocalypse
Dentist: Any changes to your medication? Me: ...I'll email you you the spread sheet. #IBD
"So does your colon still work?" " I doubt it. I haven't seen it in 7 years so it's probably retrained by now. If I see it I'll ask for you." #IBD #Ostomy #Colitis
Honestly though how do I buy shares in toilet roll companies because I must be keeping one in business at this stage. #ibd
Them: What’s the worst thing about your disease? Me: The price of toilet paper. #IBD
Nothing like the pain of a blockage to end the Valentine’s Day hype. #Jpouch
Correction: We marched because we love our NHS We marched because we know it could be amazing if the Tories funded it properly We marched because NHS staff are incredible and deserve better We marched because we want healthcare to remain for people, not profits So pipe down.
The Democrats are pushing for Universal HealthCare while thousands of people are marching in the UK because their U system is going broke and not working. Dems want to greatly raise taxes for really bad and non-personal medical care. No thanks!
Happy new year. I wish you all a year out of hospital and a few moments away from the loo every now and then. #IBD
Merry Christmas all, hope you all get to enjoy your dinner without too much hassle! Be nice to the nurses if you are spending the day in hospital, and get well soon!
Christmas is that time of year when you have to make a choice: no Ferrero Roche’s, or no sleep. Just eat the entire box and be done with it. #IBD #Ileostomy #JPouch
Where’s the by in the jpouch leaflet where it explains the explosive force? Asking for a friend. 💩💥
New boss: I understand, I have IBS. Me in my head: AASHHDHFHRHENEKODPGIRUEHHDBFNDJDKLSPSPGOFIJHDHEGWHAIOCLGLDLSKAJDH Me out loud: 👍🏻
Always wanted to live on pizza and pasta. Two weeks in Italy have proved my #jpouch does not want the same thing. Doesn't want sleep either.
First holiday since getting a #jpouch begins tomorrow. Going to put it to he test by eating the fruit growing at the side of the road.
My wife: I have such a belly ache you don't even understand. *looks at me* *remembers last ten years* My wife: Oh yeah. #ibd
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