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"your ass is grass and im here to eat it" - @CaptainJenno 2017



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BBC actor doing "American accent": look doctor. We're torturing this little alien man doctor: typical human! You lot, always torturing what you don't get! Typical ape! the ant and Dec of war crimes! nubile companion: war crimes? doctor, acting:...ive done so many war crimes...


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the scene in Sonic 3 where the two Robotniks squeeze in entire decades worth of grandparent/grandchild bonding in a single montage to Wouldn't It Be Nice should have happened in Rise of Skywalker between Rey and Palpatine


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I FUCKING FOUND IT

Whose got that one video where Lightning McQueen is interviewing different cars and Mater comes in at the end and yells “DAD GUM THEY DONE HIT THE PENTAGONNN”



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Wallace: “Bloody hell I better make these inventions.” Gromit Subplot:


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Still one of the funniest tweets I’ve seen

Whose got that one video where Lightning McQueen is interviewing different cars and Mater comes in at the end and yells “DAD GUM THEY DONE HIT THE PENTAGONNN”



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Who is a musician you wish more people knew about?



How any cunt in British print media could write a headline basically amounting to "workers have too many rights now" is baffling, but the fact so many of them do it so often is truly flooring.


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I’m reading the an oral history of AIRPLANE!

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The Telegraph really needs to face some sort of penalty for blatantly lying to our most gullible daily. We surely cannot continue to tolerate print media trying so explicitly to breed extremism in the interest of its ownership.


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Imagine a show where instead of getting worse over time it just keeps getting better. Instead of getting flanderized characters who initially seem one dimensional are infused with depth and pathos. Well it exists and it’s called The Venture Bros


I know the Torygraph has always been biased, but something really should be done about how transparently owned by the Tories it is.


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We have recalled Agent Truss from the field, her work is complete.


People should stop engaging with that one party, now. They got less than projected and one of those seats was the organisation head's, so it was a safe seat anyway. Fuck, man, *I* could get 4 seats with a bit of a run up. They're a wash out, don't engage with new-threat media.


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I firmly believe as a professional computer toucher that there is a such thing as "computer mana". if you haven't earned the computer's respect you'll end up with all sorts of weird issues which will disappear the second that someone with high computer mana tries fixing it


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