Samara
@CaptainSamara
Non-binary; she/her pronouns. Panromantic. Asexual. Level 2 Cheerleader. Convention runner. Insomniac. Both Catholic and Cat-holic.
you know a ship is good when one is a genius and the other’s insane
Simone Biles cheered on her teammates after withdrawing from the Women’s Gymnastics Team Final ❤️ USA Gymnastics said Biles left because of a “medical issue.” Ultimate teammate 👏
A handy guide for dealing with Victorians today: • Don’t tell us ‘you’ve got this’ • Don’t tell us about your lockdown experiences - we’re kind of experts • We’re allowed to complain about things we’re missing out on • We’re entitled to feel whichever way we like about this
Elizabeth Banks to direct bear-centric thriller COCAINE BEAR for Universal. The film is based on true events from 1985; a 175-pound bear accidentally consumed over 70 ponds of cocaine that was dropped it from a plane by a smuggler. The exact details of the film are under wraps.
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The number of mental health presentations to emergency in the last few days has been incredibly high. I wish we could vaccinate for that. #COVID19Vic #springst #auspol
Good job the virus doesn't start being infectious again until 6pm Perth time. Otherwise cramming yourself into a supermarket (which will stay open all week) without a mask on would be really dumb, wouldn't it. #PerthLockdown
Perth: We’ve learnt from our errors of the past Perth after one case:
Government has requested that you all please stop watching the Tracies sketch, Australia's internet is buckling under the strain of all 100 people trying to download the video at once
What's the secret behind NSW's Covid Contact Tracing? Find out by watching this sketch i wrote with @ninaoyama for the @chaser's war on 2020. Directed by @jennaown & @vzerbst who also star in it and made it v good imo.
Alert not anxious 😊
Did you know that constant spreading of fear leads to stress & anxiety, which in turn leads to serious health problems such as heart disease,high blood pressure, diabetes & other illnesses including mental disorders such as depression. Covid has a survival rate of 99.8%
I did not know where this was going but now.... I’m ugly crying 🥺😭😭
After similar sightings across the world, a mysterious monolith has turned up in Adelaide's own backyard! The tower was found at Noarlunga near the Seaford rail bridge, with a witness saying it appears to have coordinates engraved on it. What do you think it means? #9News
Thank you, #SPNFamily! Stream the series finale of #Supernatural: go.cwtv.com/streamSPNtw
If you feel a little sniffy wear a mask Even though you think it’s iffy wear a mask Put a mask on in a jiffy Find a nice one you’ll look spiffy Plus now farts will seem less whiffy Wear a mask
The universe continues to expand, yet still no mass transit system. SMDH
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I see lights. I see people in police vests. I see people attacking other people. What I don’t see is any TEAR GAS, RUBBER BULLETS, OR FLASH BANGS.
My husband set up a motion sensor sign that lights up when my cat poops....please hire him, he has too much time on his hands
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