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@CarlGD

Chocolate Guzzler. Tweeting garbage.

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The Life of a Showgirl


Chaos continues at @Eurostar @EurostarUK with one broken escalator being the entry to the entrance at Gare du Nord


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I am addicted to the smell of my watch strap after I take my watch off. Try it. You will be, too.


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Sitting at the bar waiting to order a beer while the bartender makes 10 espresso martinis for a group of whores x.com/ViralityClips/…


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John Lennon's rejected first draft lyrics

Imagine being a big fat cunt



Over 6 mins into a 24 min podcast before any actual content this week 😢 @richardosman

CarlGD's tweet image. Over 6 mins into a 24 min podcast before any actual content this week 😢 @richardosman

Hello @MrLDaley 👋🏻. Valuable bike parking taken up by advert bikes outside Kennington Station. They have locked and cable tied the bike to the rail. Do you know how we can get this removed? Is it @lambeth_council or @TfL

CarlGD's tweet image. Hello @MrLDaley 👋🏻. Valuable bike parking taken up by advert bikes outside Kennington Station. They have locked and cable tied the bike to the rail. Do you know how we can get this removed? Is it @lambeth_council or @TfL

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🧵 about #class #privilege and #privateeducation. Watching the Olympic swimming last night and Clare Balding said something in such an incredulous tone which summed up the establishment perspective and how their experience differs. 1/


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omg they have @Fergie carrying the Olympic torch !!


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Went to Heaven for the first time last night, why do security treat it like a maximum security prison? Horrible experience


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Rishi Sunak - The Movie🇺🇸


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I have never committed a crime, nor do I intend to, but I always make sure I have an alibi in case I am ever wrongfully arrested like you see on the TV


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Quite remarkably @SkyNews have posted this 13 minute video which gives context to @metpoliceuk’s interaction with Gideon Falter. It shows a Police Officer being extremely polite and patient with Mr Falter, as he consistently ignores their explanations as to why he can’t cross the…


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any Miley Cyrus cover is better than the original song — a Thread ✨


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The government has a responsibility not to play politics with extremism. Today its “advisor on extremism” manages to write an entire article on extremism which focuses on just one type of extremism & refuses to even mention anti-Muslim hate -despite an explosion in its prevalence


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Yesterday I payed off my student loan, whilst I’m pleased, it’s worth highlighting what a ridiculous and frankly shameful situation student loans have become. A🧵 below on how student loans have become a money making racket, its long term problems and alternatives:

alex4peneast's tweet image. Yesterday I payed off my student loan, whilst I’m pleased, it’s worth highlighting what a ridiculous and frankly shameful situation student loans have become. 

A🧵 below on how student loans have become a money making racket, its long term problems and alternatives:

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False allegations of rape 🟢 Hamas political bureau member Dr. Bassem Naim (1/2): — In response to the misleading report by The New York Times regarding the behavior of Palestinian fighters on October 7th: We regret to say that most of the mainstream Western media and press…


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I have a feeling that this photo may well haunt Sunak during the GE campaign

simondale11's tweet image. I have a feeling that this photo may well haunt Sunak during the GE campaign

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Me to the guy I’ve just met in the Liverpool Street Station toilets #TheTraitors


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To those still on the 'From the river to the sea is anti-semitic' train: here's @barnabyraine leading the 3,000-strong Jewish bloc in the chant.


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