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Favorite show of all time-That’s 70’s Show. It debuted in the late 90’s. Soo...does that mean its time for a That’s 00’s Show? Fuck that’d be sick. Sign me up for the lead. I’m a skinny white guy with a cheap hair cut. I’m the next best thing to Eric Forman other than Eric Forman


I’m a big Joe Keery guy, dude seems like the absolute fucking man. Someone posting AI pictures of him with their babies seems a bit…idk…insane no?

Kaylee Keery needs to be stopped I am so serious

Night_Daisie's tweet image. Kaylee Keery needs to be stopped I am so serious
Night_Daisie's tweet image. Kaylee Keery needs to be stopped I am so serious


This picture is fuckin badass

Mark Martin and Dale Earnhardt Jr at Daytona International Speedway 2001. #NASCAR

HardNASCARPics's tweet image. Mark Martin and Dale Earnhardt Jr at Daytona International Speedway 2001.
#NASCAR


Sam Carolla reposted

Who else liked the ending and doesn’t think anything needs changing?

StrangerNews11's tweet image. Who else liked the ending and doesn’t think anything needs changing?

one last time. watch the never-before-seen behind-the-scenes documentary on the making of Stranger Things 5. january 12th.



When are we getting the video of this so I can sob

The room where it happened: the final table read of Stranger Things. #StrangerThings5

Updates_SThings's tweet image. The room where it happened: the final table read of Stranger Things.
#StrangerThings5


They landed the god damn plane. The finale was perfect. All you spoiled babies bitching about one episode last week, causing a stink about it, saying it ruined the show…..can BLOW me. #StrangersThings forever I’ll love this show forever

THE CRACKS IN HIS VOICE 😭😭 DUFFERS U RUINED MY NEW YEAR WTF



I’ve watched 12 hours of football every week for my whole life. I’ve watched this team my whole life. Respectfully, I think I can confidently say that Kenneth Murray is THE worst football player I’ve ever laid eyes on. Every week this guy just blindly runs in the wrong direction

Nah someone's gotta check Kenneth Murray's FanDuel account after this play (LB #59)



Conan remains and always will be the greatest to ever do it

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.



I love Tarantino movies, but he seems like the grumpiest asshole to ever walk the planet sometimes😂

Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' would've had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it "it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest…

CultureCrave's tweet image. Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' would've had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it 

"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest…
CultureCrave's tweet image. Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' would've had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it 

"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest…


Sam Carolla reposted

Incredible run by the boys. The OG podcast. I wouldn’t be where I am today without KFC Radio. Hopefully @KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool feel the love from the fans because they deserve it and more.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 @KFCradio will be ending forever at the end of this year End of an era!



😂😂😂😂😂😂

The #Cowboys beat the Eagles so badly that Philadelphia sports talk radio has sugar plums in their heads, wondering what Dak Prescott would be like as their quarterback. Beautiful.



I love this man

😳😳😳🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂 @dallascowboys



HA

21-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come outside Cowboys fans!!! All that shit yall been talking!! Foh!!!



This morning is elite hungover walking weather


This YouTube golf video was legitimately one of the most entertaining and moving things I’ve ever watched in my life


What an absolute loser response

Guys, I love Canada, I have been bamboozled by our social team that failed to show the whole story. How could I not love poutine, maple syrup, and beavers!! I was actually rooting for the Blue Jays in a World Series that I didn’t care about. Seriously, Canada is the best, I…



Joe Davis is so good at his job

the “no way” is just epic im sorry



No one, and I mean no one, deserved for this to happen to them more than George Springer did. Fuck that guy. HAHAHAHA

This play will live on in the mind of Blue Jays fans for ETERNITY We’ll see it in documentaries, highlight reels and World Series montages for years to come We all witnessed history tonight. One for the books



But they didn’t!

to me the blue jays won the world series



Sam Carolla reposted

Fair Question: How big does your ego have to be to think you’re getting thrown at in Game 7 of the World Series?

THE BENCHES CLEAR IN GAME 7



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