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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. — Dr. Seuss
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Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours! We’re kicking off the day with our favorite traditions: watching the parade, sipping mimosas, and tons of turkey. Here’s to balloons, bubbles, and big bellies!
After living in a house full of women, I've learned it’s possible to pee too loudly... #DadLife #FamilyHumor #HouseOfWomen
Current view of our house after I told my wife and 3 daughters about the 5ft snake I spotted while mowing... #SnakeSurprise #FamilyChaos #DadAdventures #DramaticDaughters
This weekend’s landscaping project made one thing clear: my office job is basically a spa day. #GardenLife #OfficeLife
Just nailed dinner with a slice of apple pie, ice cream, and Reese’s peanut butter cups. Childhood me is high-fiving adult me right now. #DessertDinnerGoals #AdultingLikeAPro
Marriage in a nutshell: 1) ‘What’s for dinner?’ - Eternal mystery. 2) ‘You left the toilet seat up!’ - Classic. 3) ‘Have you seen the reels I sent?’ - Marital treason! #CoupleComedy
After a long weekend at the pool, my neighbors look like a couple that’s been to the beach. My wife and I, a couple of medium rare steaks from @RuthsChris… #sunburnt
I only hope to have half the confidence someday as the old, overweight, man at the pool in a Speedo. #beachlife
Being a State fan is much like a Pepto Bismol commercial. Every game you’ll suffer from nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea… #HailState #MississippiState
Today our cat pooped on our 13 year old’s bed. According to her, the only way to clean it up is burn down the house. #NationalBlackCatAppreciationDay #DramaticTeenager
Today, for the first time, when I blew my nose it sounded like the embarrassing sounds of my grandfather blowing his into a hanky… Why, God, why? #ImGettingOld #StopAging #Old
Dear @JoeBiden, In case you were not aware, my home and car loan recently started identifying as a college loan. #studentloanforgiveness
Sadly, I feel like America has reached the end of this quote: “Tough times create strong men, strong men create easy times, easy times create weak men, and weak men create tough times…”
Can we purge all the current politicians in Washington? Today should have been a day of unity for the families of those lost yesterday. Instead, more divisive B.S. on both sides…
Can we change the never ending argument? There is technology out there that detects gun shots and triggers automations to lock down buildings, provide camera feeds, and contacts authorities when a shooting occurs. Why can’t these systems be funded by our government for schools?
Just called my insurance company to send roadside assistance because I ran out of gas. They totaled it… #gasprices
Nothing like having to use my Life Alert to recover after droppin’ it like it’s hot tonight… #HalfTimeShow
I just got the call no dog owner wants to get. “CLEAN ELSA (our Roomba) RAN OVER AND SMEARED POOP ALL OVER THE HOUSE!” #Pooptastrophe
Thank you, smoke alarm, for deciding that 3 am is a good time to start letting me know you need your battery changed… #ChirpChirp
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