The Hamburgler
@CarterAngry
not carter hurst...but still funny
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OWLS WIN! 💥 OWLS WIN! 💥 OWLS WIN! #FAU downs #1 Miami 4-3! Kerr HR. Dicks, Labsan, Langham RBI. WP McKay, Ragsdale S
Just bought a Fitbit. Now I know how many steps I've taken around this Golden Corral #QuittersNeverWin #endurance #determined
Cross-training for me is mixing pancakes and waffles on the same plate #ihop #quittersneverwin
I know you all were concerned but don't worry, I'm back and hungrier than ever
What do you mean I didn't win? I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else.
I'd be the stripper that got fired for eating his way out of the cake instead of jumping out of it.
does running away from my problems count as cardio
If you don’t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news, you didn’t get your money’s worth.
According to my iPhone health app, I've walked 1,787 steps around this Golden Corral buffet today...so I got that going for me
If you turn a taco on it's side, it becomes a sandwich
If we are speaking literally, a sausage party sounds incredible
I know you wouldn't believe this but no, I don't have a personal trainer.
The only problem in life I have is when I make a taco. I get too excited and I crush it. #CantHaveNiceThings
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