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Cat the Raven Queen

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If your identity is based around billionaire, cop, or crypto worship, I literally do not care how queer you are, how much you love my devil-may-care elder trans attitude, or whatever. Don't follow me. Just block and live your sad life because I am not fucking here for you.


Hey @lectricebikes, ships by "Week of December 23rd" means you have to actually hand a package to the UPS driver, not just print a label and sit on it for a week. I gave you assholes almost $2000, the least you could do is keep me posted on when my fucking bike will arrive.


Yearly reminder that Jesus is a Lich, not a zombie. Good luck to everyone who plans to take part in the search for his ovoid phylacteries, that we might finally end his 2000 year reign of terror.


I'm so glad Elon got rid of all the bots. Most of the people liking my posts now are attractive girls looking for love, which is just so sweet. I met my love on this site, and now others get to do the same while also instantly like brand new tweets from people they don't follow.


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It's harder to collect your door dash from the door than to microwave. It's harder to place an order than set a timer for X seconds. It's harder to give a code when asked for one than read "microwave for x seconds". I legitimately don't understand


Bit he's just so cute and relatable with his preference for plain language, and his history of fucking the poor, and his current record of not giving a shit about an active fucking genocide. You gotta vote blue no matter how much their hands are covered in red!

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Pepsi is better than coke. Discuss.


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Bob Iger is completely out of touch if he thinks the unions are the ones being unrealistic here.


Every time I check back this app becomes more and more unusable. If anyone I like (you'll know because I was nice to you when we talked) is still here and wants to stay connected when it's gone, hmu.


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To celebrate the Difficulty Options update, we are giving away a copy of IXION over £250 worth of Corsair hardware to give you the ultimate IXION experience. 1️⃣ Follow KasedoGames and @CORSAIR 2️⃣ RT this tweet Competition ends 22nd May Ts&Cs apply 👇 #competition #ixion


Dude's paying more for toilet paper than I was paying for rent last year, and toilet paper was included in that bill!

Dude, it's $8 a month. A Big Mac and fries. Good lord, I probably use $8 a day in toilet paper.



Help, I've fallen for a girl and I can't get up.


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