Catculated's profile picture. 🧮Bad at math. ||🐱Good at cats. ||🔞I say bad words. ||🥔Potato/Mestiza/Waifu with fake freckles. || 👙Wanna see more? Click the link!

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@Catculated

🧮Bad at math. ||🐱Good at cats. ||🔞I say bad words. ||🥔Potato/Mestiza/Waifu with fake freckles. || 👙Wanna see more? Click the link!

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Watching SatoSugu breakup was even harder from behind the register 😭


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Twitter has peaked.

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“I prefer my girl shaved” says the man who hasn’t trimmed his pubes since puberty hit.


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“Wyd?” overthinking bro


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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your picture


Dudes be like “you’re the only girl for me” but daydream about railing that top 0.01% lass on OnlyFans. Anyways, please subscribe to my OF.


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fuck what u heard, all tattoos hurt


Do you dip or drench your salad? I need to know before we bang.


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Happy Ghost Files Premiere Day/Bisexual Awareness Day to those who celebrate

wearewatcher's tweet image. Happy Ghost Files Premiere Day/Bisexual Awareness Day to those who celebrate

One time a guy told me he wanted to give me a pearl necklace and I said “oh no baby those are expensive“ and that’s why we need sex ed in schools thnx.


The real question is why don’t we have animal style waffle fries?


When you want Taco Bell and your friends say “Let’s get Del Taco” YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS


“It’s Complicated” has entered the chat.

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"you attract what you fear" aaaaa a kiss on the forehead aaaaaaa


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culinary school students be like “bruh i got spaghetti due at midnight 😰”


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fuck


Employer: we can’t afford to give you a $2/hour raise. Also employer: ****gives salary manager $7k bonus for “being an integral part of the success of this company” ***


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