The Central Exercise Room
@CentralExercise
Your one stop shop for exercise as long as you are attending London Central Secondary School in London, obviously.
Special thanks to all those that participated in our survey yesterday, and sorry for wasting your time!
Big Thanks to our co-manager Derrien for this advert! As a reward he will be given a whole two hour reprise from rolled-up newspaper hitting, and be allowed to watch whatever he wants on the T.V.! (with corporate approval before, of course)
With the central exercise room, you can go from being fat and ugly, to just being ugly!
We were going to expand to other high-schools in the area, but they all take one look at our twitter and disrespectfully declined. So thanks for that.
Every time you don't buy a membership, we hit our co-manager Derrien upside the head with a rolled up newspaper for not working hard enough.
The gym is open 24/7, though coming in before 8:15 am or after 8 pm will require patrons to be willing to accept felony B&E charges
New equipment coming soon! Even more ways for that one guy with the backwards baseball cap to use the equipment improperly while making loud grunts due to him having improper form and too much weight.
Even if these tweets are only pointless shouting into the void, at least the void will know about the incredible and affordable Central Exercise Room! Now only $20 a month
friendly reminder that all the convenience of the exercise room is available for only $20 a month!
Hello, and welcome to our first tweet! Here you can find various tweets written by teenagers trying to advertise a gym membership and all the fun and hijinks that come with.
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