Christopher C Miller
@CertainlyChris
I'm the kinda guy who tells jokes that will make you laugh. A few years later. While you're asleep.
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Okay. I'm trying to see if I have this correct: Dude got fired from the WH, so now he's unleashing Grok 5 on X-Day, 2025.
Here's the problem with perspective: Your parent's music sucked, too. The songs you hear aren't there because they are good. They survived. How? Ask each one. My point is that you don't have to like music, just because it's there.
After the last 5 years, it all wound up with constant commercials telling everyone that each part of their body smells disgusting. Like they were preparing, or something. Anyway, as of today, the new President's favorite snack is McDonald's. No relation. Of course.
New Jersey is no surprise. The answer has been there, for almost 14 years. May, 2011. ATHF gave us The Truth. Its real name is Allen.
#Polymarket They're betting on a person who bankrupted their own casino.
Why are there still articles published about Tarantino? He doesn't actually know anything. He copies everything.
Popeyes is trending. I'm not surprised by the range of reactions. Most of it's fucking hilarious. But, it makes me a bit sad. 20 years ago, I foresaw this inevitable world of routine. Sitting in a diner, two time-zones away. That spot's probably gone. Their chicken was amazing.
Ever seen someone who's been "cut off," to keep them quiet? No? Well, look below. In 70 years, this will be a piece of United States history. This will be remembered. #DonSnoreleone
I want to call this site a Comedy of Itself, but the humor is lost.
April 8, 1990 #Twinpeaks premiered and by the following summer I created my first documentary about the series. I've been inspired by it ever since. Books, songs, movies and more. Welcome to Twin Peaks. Fish in the percolator, She's Dead. Wrapped in Plastic.
News From Cleveland: 3:35 p.m. The fun's over. Now, everyone has the day off. I can already hear a leaf blower. Yeah, this is why I bought a week's worth of food. Those roads will be angry.
"I'm at the Nail Salon. I'm at the Grocery Store..." We live in voluntary poverty, and it is by design. The guy who owns this site has been trying to escape Earth, for a very long time. Our chances for the future, in that light, are rather dim.
I can explain it. It's fairly simple. There's very little good or bad about The Donald. That's not the point; it never was. He's Santa Claus, for adults. When enough people believe in him, he becomes real. Others know that he is a complete lie. Kinda funny, in that view.
I'm 6'5", and it has cost me many things, my entire life. However, I've also gained perspective. So, here's a word of advice: Don't trust short people, when it comes to refigerators. The lower shelves will be stuffed, the top ones empty, and a dazed look, when the power goes out.
United States Trends
- 1. Ole Miss 77,7 B posts
- 2. Carson Beck 26,9 B posts
- 3. #TheTraitorsUS 15,2 B posts
- 4. Hail Mary 4.513 posts
- 5. Malachi Toney 8.636 posts
- 6. #CFBPlayoff 14,6 B posts
- 7. Chambliss 12,8 B posts
- 8. Natty 21,6 B posts
- 9. #FiestaBowl 11 B posts
- 10. National Championship 33,8 B posts
- 11. The U 866 B posts
- 12. Michael Irvin 7.069 posts
- 13. #ThePitt 22,2 B posts
- 14. Porsha 2.393 posts
- 15. Mario Cristobal 3.416 posts
- 16. Portland 180 B posts
- 17. maya hawke 11,8 B posts
- 18. I Just Might 47,3 B posts
- 19. Lane Kiffin 14,6 B posts
- 20. Bruno Mars 53 B posts
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