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Gonna show up to my ten year high school reunion decked out in homemade King’s Of Leon merch
Is it alright to call an AC-130 onto your exes house? Asking for a friend.
Normal person: *puts ketchup on hotdog* Chicago person: Woah what’s wrong with you!?! Freak! *proceeds to put a whole pickle on their hotdog*
Gonna buy one of those big ass pitbulls and train it to attack people named Spencer
PSA: In order to show respect to other people’s cultures be sure to acknowledge their race when speaking to them. Ex: “hello Black man, how are you doing today?”
Ya know what would look really good with these oversized glasses and ripped jeans? A beanie!
Top five tips to be Cool on Snapchat 1) Be good a Shotgunning beers 2)Be sure to post all Fortnite wins 3)Use it to try and sell drugs 4)Put a dope filter on your dick pics 5)Post entire concert on your story
Your friends don’t like you
Autistic people smoke?
Ya it’s cool and all that you’re in the army but you’re uniform isn’t even Lacoste
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- 2. Philip Rivers N/A
- 3. Lobo N/A
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- 5. Ryan Wedding N/A
- 6. #FursuitFriday N/A
- 7. March for Life N/A
- 8. #Supergirl N/A
- 9. #RepublicanHealthcareDisaster N/A
- 10. Cameron Smotherman N/A
- 11. Bricillo N/A
- 12. Marc Anthony N/A
- 13. Jason Momoa N/A
- 14. Jeff Saturday N/A
- 15. Deion N/A
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- 18. Blades Brown N/A
- 19. AMERICAN GIRLS N/A
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