Chair Crash
@ChairCrash
Non-able bodied father of 2 amazing young adults and husband to Canada’s most understanding wife! Sports and Entertainment enthusiast.
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Samberg joins Wheeler on the list of “Best between the legs” plays of the year.@Ava
I miss the Jim Jeffries show! I’m guessing a lot of the amazing writing was yours. Searching IMDB for your WestWorld role! @Subhah
Catching up on “Comedy Central Presents...” and just watched Tom Thakkar. Search him out! You’re welcome. Sorry I have virtually no followers Tom. This will do nothing for your career. @TomAThakkar
Did @netflix wait for a pandemic before releasing it? #TigerKing
There are some small bird tracks near our door that abruptly end...another great reason to stay home! @theblackcrowes
I’ve been sitting here virtually motionless watching my windows and literally 5 birds have hit the window! Is it the snow? Is Hitchcock making movies for Earth in hell right now?! #StayTheFHome
My son is yelling at his PS4 again. Things like “I f***in knocked his armour again and “he runs up the stairs and f***in kills me”. My question is...when did Mario become a f***in killing machine?
Another @NHLJets game reminder just popped up on my iPad. I miss them like I miss my first dog. 😞
It’s spring and the crows are back. So is the #1 way I could be killed sitting in my wheelchair on the deck in my backyard. #disabledpeopleproblems #canada
Also “Push” and “Silver” by the band that shall not be named (in our house). @921citi
Some of the songs on our playlist during the quarantine: Creep (@Radiohead), Fade to Black (@Metallica), Rooms on Fire (Stevie Nicks) asked nobody ever! @921citi
How big of a hit would some of John Mellencamp’s songs be on today’s country music charts? Discuss, my 29 followers... #smalltown #jackandiane @QX104winnipeg
Feel for the team at the Winnipeg Free Press and Winnipeg Sun. My 82 year-old dad says that his copy of the newspaper was so thin today, that he got his daily steps from chasing it down the street. #wind #science @WinnipegNews @winnipegsun @halanderson
My son is legitimately “eating goldfish” right now out of a yellow solo cup (in a drinking motion) is this normal behaviour for 20 somethings? #Millennials ?
The news that Saskatchewan punter Jon Ryan has cancer Sucks! Hearing that he will have a “small surgery” is great news. Remembering his rookie season as the best for a Blue Bomber punter by a player without the surname “Cameron” #F***cancer @CFLonTSN @CFL @GMillerTSN
I am mostly paralyzed (incomplete), but my right hand is somewhat functional. It’s always a race however, to see which finger plunges the furthest to do the work. 😁#disabledpeopleproblems @RickHansenPDSB@nn
Listening to my son swear at his PS4 right now. I’m not 100% that he’s even playing, but I’m so glad he and my daughter are safe. #StayHome @halanderson @LarryUpdike @winnipeg
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