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Huge GIVEAWAY! 🔥🔥🔥 RT and follow for a chance to win the entire ESBT series. @ivpacademic and I are thrilled to welcome God Dwells among Us into the series. The next five volumes include T. D. Alexander, Stephen Dempster, Jeff Brannon, Edward Klink, and Cathy McDowell.

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RT and follow for a chance to win the entire ESBT series.

@ivpacademic and I are thrilled to welcome God Dwells among Us into the series. 

The next five volumes include T. D. Alexander, Stephen Dempster, Jeff Brannon, Edward Klink, and Cathy McDowell.
DrGladd's tweet image. Huge GIVEAWAY! 🔥🔥🔥

RT and follow for a chance to win the entire ESBT series.

@ivpacademic and I are thrilled to welcome God Dwells among Us into the series. 

The next five volumes include T. D. Alexander, Stephen Dempster, Jeff Brannon, Edward Klink, and Cathy McDowell.

That moment when autocorrect changes your email sign off from “in Christ” to “I’m Christ”…


Is it too late to get into My Chemical Romance?


I don’t know where I’d be otherwise, but the fact that they misspelled my name on my vaccination card makes me a little leery of this whole “must show proof of vaccine” thing. Chase Morton might be welcome places, but Chance Morton certainly won’t be.


I guess I'm into LoFi now. Productivity is 📈


Don’t get hand foot and mouth from your kid. 1 star do not recommend.


“I wonder about things. I just don’t wonder about why things are things.” - my wife on why she won’t talk philosophy with me.


Turns out I’m a big Keanu Reeves fan. Who’d have thought?


Have you guys seen my Apple Pencil? It looks just like a regular Apple Pencil except cold, lost and alone.

Chancetopher's tweet image. Have you guys seen my Apple Pencil? It looks just like a regular Apple Pencil except cold, lost and alone.

If everyone got as upset and committed to justice at all costs as me when @Suddenlink raises my bill, there would be no more inequality or injustice in the world.


Why do people on TV always cut themselves shaving? Have razors gotten better, or am I just *really* good at it?


This baby loves ⁦⁦@drivewaysband⁩ and spaghettios


Why do people always assume the truth is somewhere in the middle? That gives the edges way too much power. Move one edge and you move the middle. An extreme isn’t wrong by definition, then you’d have culturally dependent relativism. How about we run everything through Scripture?


Since Hume got cancelled, miracles are cool again, right?


“God has ordained that the universe resist its human ruler until that ruler stops resisting God.” John Frame in his discussion on the problem of natural evil


Anybody else learn how to pronounce a priori from a Scottish philosopher and now can never remember how to pronounce it Americanly?


Anybody else scared to wear their all maroon jogging suit out of fear they’ll run into a colorblind crip?


Can you cry over spilled milk when it spills on the new laptop your church just got you? Because I just spilled milk on the laptop my church just got me and now it won’t turn on.


“I find myself thinking, ‘When life settles down, I’ll...’ But life never settles down for long. Whatever I want to accomplish I must do with life unsettled.” -Jean Fleming


The fact that cords get tangled for eternity just from being thrown into a bag and I can’t tie anything but a bunny knot is somewhat depressing.


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