Jensen Klodnicki
@CheezeePython
25 | A&M Grad | Travel for Business and Pleasure | Ask me about my comedy pursuit
Potrebbero piacerti
The moment you accept mediocrity will probably be the most impactful moment in your life… until you decide to stop accepting it.
Today I learned that in local elections in New Mexico, you can’t vote outside of the county you are registered in. As a citizen who travels through the state for work, I am a little discouraged that I could not vote today. Next time I’ll have to take advantage of early voting.
if 1% of my followers retweet this within 24 hours i’ll make a musical about shadowbanning and then i’ll give each of you a million dollars (you too @elonmusk)
It’s not punishment…. It’s preparation!
'Revenge of the Sith' was released 17 years ago today
im feeling wild tonight sir, please add 25 calories to my sandwich
Why couldn't dragon wings be multicolored like a butterfly?
To anyone who claims "Cuties" as a "Social Commentary Against Sexualization of Children" by sexualizing children is like using the logic of shooting up a school as a commentary against gun violence. You do not need to commit the offense to draw more attention to that offense.
I dont see anything wrong with eating chocolate chip pankcakes and bacon on a Saturday afternoon.
One of the wierd things that will happen whenever we get out of quarantine will be remembering how tall everyone is
There is something undervalued about the empowering feeling you get during a dance party of one while making dinner
That $1200 a couple months ago is starting to feel a lot less like "Let me help you out" money and a lot more like "shut the fuck up" money
I'm just going to say it... Airpods make your ears look big.
It's my birthday. I'm going to have skittles for breakfast.
I actually find people's Spotify playlists interesting... Don't hide who you are!
This is the type of cold that takes my breath away and makes it hard to breathe... does anyone know if she's single?
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