Steve Luttrell
@ChefLuttrell
Mercenary Chef / Farmer. Got beef? I’m a butcher. Rant and Rave account; Random Ramblings account.
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Did @CIACulinary do anything the past few years for alumni? One of the heaviest hit demographics of this pandemic?
Hey @CIACulinary I tried to defer/forebear my #AESstudentloans but got an error & said to call but their call center is closed due to coronavirus— for a $10,000 donation I will write Tim Ryan’s name on a brick that is the cornerstone to my house...if I can ever afford one...
Anyone in disagreement about what the moon says about not eating tomorrow?
Can everyone take their pimento cheese and fuck off?
Statement by President Donald J. Trump on the Electoral Certification: “Every time I make poopoo, I peepee; but every time I peepee, I do not poopoo...”
It’s been a fun three years of crazy deductibles and copayments #ObamaCare, but now that you’re $95/month instead of $15 for me, I obviously can’t afford you any longer since I make the same amount of money.
Imagine being a person who drives a Lincoln Pickup Truck
I’m not a gamblin’ man, but I get the same fearful thrill every year when I have to choose an insurance plan with insane deductibles and shitty copayments with @HealthCareGov #america
These hipsters dress like i did back in 1988 and used to make fun of me for it. At least my shits was hammy-downs, not ill-fitting carefully curated consignment couture
People saying “full stop” now instead of the 👏emoji in between each word
If @DEVO and @PIXIES had a bipolar, two headed, tri-gendered baby who ebbs between wanting to fight and wanting to fuck... you get the new @puscifer #existentialreckoning
Don’t wrinkle your nose up at mechanically separated chicken while you live in a house with OSB sheathing!
“You strain a fly out of your drink but swallow a camel!”
I’m sure either one of these candidates will do what’s best for the young adults 45 years younger than them. I can’t wait!
I know @realDonaldTrump is a fake billionaire because a real one would have jumped on this shit, selling MAGA masks or even used a new slogan with the word “safe” in it.
MFW I JUST heard @QuelleChris and @JeanGreasy for the first time..! Happy to get out from under this rock
I don’t wanna hear anyone being outraged about controversial samples Peggy uses—now you get it.
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