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The Artist formerly known as Chef Ryan 🔪

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Broadline Purveyor 🔪Culinary Mercenary🔪 Kaaboo 2019 Featured Chef🔪 Chefs Roll Alumni ⚾️🤎💛Padres🤎💛🎶Music Junkie👨‍👦Ryland's Dad🏀❤🖤Aztecs 🖤❤

Not complaining, but why is Bryce Dallas Howard's ass all over my timeline today?


I get closer to being hit by a car than that raging piece of shit every time I go to Trader Joe's. Just sayin 🤷


When the homies ask for hangover breakfast, I oblige.

ChefRyanG's tweet image. When the homies ask for hangover breakfast, I oblige.

Me and the boys headed to Applebee's on a Wednesday night for $5 wells.

Hans Gruber and his friends at Nakatomi Plaza, on this day in 1988

ThatEricAlper's tweet image. Hans Gruber and his friends at Nakatomi Plaza, on this day in 1988


The Artist formerly known as Chef Ryan 🔪 reposted

Elon Musk has deleted this tweet. Let's make sure people never forget.

P_Kallioniemi's tweet image. Elon Musk has deleted this tweet.

Let's make sure people never forget.

Bring back Ryan O'hearn and take a flyer on Lorenzen, Giolito or Corbin?


The Artist formerly known as Chef Ryan 🔪 reposted

I just signed a box of limited edition Kellogg’s Demogorgon Crunch cereal! REPOST + be following by Monday, December 22 for a chance to win! I’ll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck! - Papa #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5

MatthewModine's tweet image. I just signed a box of limited edition Kellogg’s Demogorgon Crunch cereal! REPOST + be following by Monday, December 22 for a chance to win! I’ll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck! - Papa

#StrangerThings #StrangerThings5
MatthewModine's tweet image. I just signed a box of limited edition Kellogg’s Demogorgon Crunch cereal! REPOST + be following by Monday, December 22 for a chance to win! I’ll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck! - Papa

#StrangerThings #StrangerThings5

The Artist formerly known as Chef Ryan 🔪 reposted

Jackson Merrill doesn't wave a hand towards the Dodgers dugout anymore "There is only one team and one manager he stopped doing that for.” We talk about manners & respect. I think his understanding is respect is a two-way street. Once you cross that line, he is aware of it." 👀

cjwalters4242's tweet image. Jackson Merrill doesn't wave a hand towards the Dodgers dugout anymore

"There is only one team and one manager he stopped doing that for.”

We talk about manners & respect. I think his understanding is respect is a two-way street. Once you cross that line, he is aware of it." 👀

The Artist formerly known as Chef Ryan 🔪 reposted

REPOST + be following by Monday, Nov. 24 for a chance to win this signed #StrangerThings 16-month calendar with 13 posters! I will pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck!

MatthewModine's tweet image. REPOST + be following by Monday, Nov. 24 for a chance to win this signed #StrangerThings 16-month calendar with 13 posters! I will pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck!

This place is becoming unbearable. If it wasn't for baseball and titties I'd post hog and nuke my account a la Jeff.


Nailed it.

I agree with every word he just said



Just spent a week in the DR, met people from Canada, Europe, Asia and even some Aussies. The one thing they all had in common was a blatant hatred for Donald the Pedo. I wasn't surprised, at all, that the world can't stand that orange idiot.


Headed to the DR on Wednesday, who's gonna link me with Nando for some clubbing and a game of catch?


"Tootsie Rolls taste like actual shit." -My 9 Year Old


Taking the kiddo to trick or treat on Friday with his best bro and fam who are all Dodgers fans. I was gonna roll in my unicorn inflatable but I'm just gonna go ahead and order a full Blue Jays uniform instead. I'm thinking "Free Ippei" for the name.


C'mon man, it's late and I wanna go to bed.


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