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King Kvetcher

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a Michelin trained culinary professional who can’t stay in one place but I can certainly open your restaurant

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A series of unforced errors will be the title of my autobiography


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jessica alba is so funny. oh now u hispanic 🤣


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She was in racial chat rooms showing FEET

Doja Cat shares new message to celebrities: “If you’re a celebrity, shut the f*ck up. Nobody wants to hear your f*cking shit. Be mysterious. Stop letting people in on your life. Have more mystique. The more they see of you, the less they’ll want.”



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HBO is 100% going to ruin Baldur's Gate. Everyone will be queer and it'll be about refugees or something.


I just heard someone say “ bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.”

I just heard someone say “use a man, and he’ll love you. Love a man, and he’ll use you.”



Sunny is dog walking the lot of them

In a fight to death, who's coming out alive?

Jayysein's tweet image. In a fight to death, who's coming out alive?


Kelp your money troubles to yourself like the rest of us poors

Danielle Brooks and Keke Palmer discuss how paychecks work and how not every actor is rich Danielle revealed that in the first episodes of 'Orange Is The New Black', she earned $5,000 per episode.



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I will not let the boomer destroy me. I will let them die in the next 5 years and their children put their houses up for sale. I will let the market crash and pass over me. And only then will I put in an offer.

Trump: "People that own their homes: we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody who didn't work very hard can buy a home."



Life is full of little risks

How do tattooed guys trust for this not to be cancerous?



This downplays how talented and ubiquitous Pamela Adlon is as a voice actress AND she does mad other shit

How do tattooed guys trust for this not to be cancerous?



I feel like her mom would’ve been the better play here

Baby your great great grandfather got a Wikipedia nobody buying this 😂😂😂😂

TwinkTheory's tweet image. Baby your great great grandfather got a Wikipedia nobody buying this 😂😂😂😂


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Are you depressed? Or are you just sitting indoors all day, not exercising, sleeping horribly, eating hyper processed foods, getting 4000 steps a day, and not working on anything important to you?

genuinely how do you fix depression



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Nope, we don't go after people who are trying to better themselves

Creeeeeeeeek



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🥴

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We don’t think we know.

Americans think they are the epicenter of black culture. Fuck off man



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Stop telling women to choose better. Women don’t inherently deserve good men. Shit has to be earned. Instead tell them to stay away.



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Live action WHAT

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Trailers set to play in front of 'AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH': • 'SUPERGIRL' • 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' • Live Action 'CARS' Remake • 'THE ODYSSEY' Are you excited? (Source: collider.com/avengers-dooms…)

DiscussingFish's tweet image. Trailers set to play in front of 'AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH': 

• 'SUPERGIRL'
• 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY'
• Live Action 'CARS' Remake
• 'THE ODYSSEY'

Are you excited?

(Source: collider.com/avengers-dooms…)
DiscussingFish's tweet image. Trailers set to play in front of 'AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH': 

• 'SUPERGIRL'
• 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY'
• Live Action 'CARS' Remake
• 'THE ODYSSEY'

Are you excited?

(Source: collider.com/avengers-dooms…)


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everything?

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Matt Damon says Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ shows everything. “If you’re having an existential crisis tied to the mast as you pass the Sirens, it’s there. If it says you’re running for your life from a Cyclops, you’re going to run for your life. Chris doesn’t hide the…

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Matt Damon says Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ shows everything.

“If you’re having an existential crisis tied to the mast as you pass the Sirens, it’s there. If it says you’re running for your life from a Cyclops, you’re going to run for your life. Chris doesn’t hide the…
DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Matt Damon says Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ shows everything.

“If you’re having an existential crisis tied to the mast as you pass the Sirens, it’s there. If it says you’re running for your life from a Cyclops, you’re going to run for your life. Chris doesn’t hide the…


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Matt Damon says Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ shows everything. “If you’re having an existential crisis tied to the mast as you pass the Sirens, it’s there. If it says you’re running for your life from a Cyclops, you’re going to run for your life. Chris doesn’t hide the…

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Matt Damon says Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ shows everything.

“If you’re having an existential crisis tied to the mast as you pass the Sirens, it’s there. If it says you’re running for your life from a Cyclops, you’re going to run for your life. Chris doesn’t hide the…
DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Matt Damon says Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ shows everything.

“If you’re having an existential crisis tied to the mast as you pass the Sirens, it’s there. If it says you’re running for your life from a Cyclops, you’re going to run for your life. Chris doesn’t hide the…


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When I tell people I can’t see at night, so I rarely drive after dark, they look at me like I’m nuts. This is what people with an astigmatism see at night…

ZannSuz's tweet image. When I tell people I can’t see at night, so I rarely drive after dark, they look at me like I’m nuts. 

This is what people with an astigmatism see at night…

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