Dr. Suess actually cheated on his wife while she was sick with cancer for 13 years - When she killed herself, he married the mistress.
SpongeBob is 26 year old, he was born on July 14, 1986 according to his driving license.
The Japanese passenger who survived the titanic crash was marked as a coward by his country for not dying with the other passengers.
Heard someone say, "It's American, not a sprint." Congrats on making no sense and total sense at the same time.
"you’re so hot” i whispered as i took my plate of food out of the microwave.
Every time i see a hitch-hiker i just pretend that they're trying to tell me i'm doing a great driving job
Sarcasm is the best answer to a stupid question..
I love how the ninja turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything...
The Barney Theme Song is often used by military police to torture and interrogate prisoners.
Me: Can I go to the restroom? Teacher: What for? Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, BITCH WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you can't feed them all.
Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.Jack fell down&broke his crown&NOW HE'S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND *goat screams*
I literally say fuck so often I’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck.
Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "Bitch, please. I make campfires underwater."
United States Trends
- 1. #AEWDynamite 27.3K posts
- 2. Epstein 1.31M posts
- 3. #Survivor49 2,784 posts
- 4. #AEWBloodAndGuts 3,725 posts
- 5. Skye Blue 3,067 posts
- 6. Cy Young 21.1K posts
- 7. Paul Skenes 15.2K posts
- 8. Raising Arizona N/A
- 9. Marina 31K posts
- 10. Knicks 34.1K posts
- 11. Hannah Hidalgo 1,985 posts
- 12. #ChicagoMed 1,384 posts
- 13. Savannah 5,869 posts
- 14. Mikey 56.4K posts
- 15. Tarik Skubal 7,871 posts
- 16. Thekla 2,243 posts
- 17. #TheGoldenBachelor N/A
- 18. Starship 15.7K posts
- 19. Megan Bayne 1,335 posts
- 20. National Treasure 5,268 posts
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.