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Forum post: "Global warming will have a dramatic effect on this election… whether Trump wins with an avalanche or a tsunami."


“Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.” ― John Wayne


It’s now illegal for us to know anything about the Wikileaks e-mails that didn’t come from CNN? CNN — by and for the mentally handicapped!


Hillary "urged the business groups to lobby legislators for more H-1B outsourcing visas." That's a fail when one's kids are programmers!


So Donald Trump admitted, in a private talk, to have failed in a seduction attempt. Who does this? Only one with the strength to be honest!


"You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook." - Harry Truman


"To punish me for my contempt for authority, Fate made me an authority myself." - Albert Einstein


Statistically, it has been found that the leading cause of cancer in laboratory animals is research scientists.


Blog comment: "In some countries, elections are done through the process of elimination. They call it coup d’etat."


Politics this year has become increasingly absurd -- and no one seems to chronicle absurdity better than Dilbert's creator. Thanks, Scott!


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I demand that Russia release Clinton's health records. The public has a right to know. #Trump #Clinton


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Clinton's use of "deplorables" might be the world's first Linguistic Suicide Kill Shot. You can't fail harder.

@ScottAdamsSays not quite the motorcycle game you envisioned during coffee, foxnews.com/politics/2016/…



I suspect #HillarysBodyDouble is actually George Soros after having wandered into a transgender bathroom...


“I was at this restaurant. The sign said 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.” - Steven Wright


"In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte


Needed auto mechanic with tools for a #job. My favorite time car fixer in #Chicago is looking for more help: call Carmello @ 773 561-9300


What do you get when you cross Dr. Seuss with Edgar Allan Poe? A quirky article for geeks: nicecurmudgeon.com/blog?id=1


Reddit stats: Trump: 197,696 subscribers Hillary: 24,429 subscribers Hillary for Prison: 55,228 subscribers


“ISIS' existence countermands the one-world kumbaya multiculturalism that the Democrat Party has been [pushing] for 30 years” — Dr S. Gorka


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