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Jordyn Blake

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I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser.

Can someone enlighten me as to why there is a cottage cheese shortage in this country right now?


I fear I will not be moving from my couch this weekend thank you @BravoTV for putting #bravocon live on peacock. The level of unhinged is off the charts 🤭😭🥰


Look at the title of episode 5 of Kim k’s new show. Coincidence or….?

Chictator's tweet image. Look at the title of episode 5 of Kim k’s new show. Coincidence or….?

No one is doing it like #RHOSLC idk how were gonna top this episode


10/10 no notes

“If you’re talking 4 years later about your ex-boyfriend, you already lost.” - @stoolpresidente on Kayla Nicole throwing shade at Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift



The irony of her singing along to “he wasn’t man enough for me”… ok so why are we still talking about it 4 years later if so?


Heather Gay asking if the psychic holds her hands or her feet is taking me out #RHOSLC @BravoTV


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Taylor Swift has occupied the entire Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 with all three of her latest studio albums. No other artist has done it once.

PopBase's tweet image. Taylor Swift has occupied the entire Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 with all three of her latest studio albums. 

No other artist has done it once.

Either you’re stupid or ignorant and neither are good when it comes to Taylor’s fan base. It’s larger than anyone can imagine and that is why her sales and her everything has the power it does. Sorry your favs fan base isn’t that big. It’s pretty simple math


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disclaimer I haven’t listened to a Taylor swift song in like 10 years but I’ve just seen so many brain dead takes on this albums success that I gotta say something lmao billboard only counts 4 physical sales per customer and 1 digital sale per week fyi and her building a fanbase…

Taylor Swift's 'The Life of A Showgirl' now aiming for #1 debut on the Billboard 200 with increased 4 million units first week, 3.5 million pure (via @HITSDD). The biggest debut in history of the chart.

chartdata's tweet image. Taylor Swift's 'The Life of A Showgirl' now aiming for #1 debut on the Billboard 200 with increased 4 million units first week, 3.5 million pure (via @HITSDD). 

The biggest debut in history of the chart.
chartdata's tweet image. Taylor Swift's 'The Life of A Showgirl' now aiming for #1 debut on the Billboard 200 with increased 4 million units first week, 3.5 million pure (via @HITSDD). 

The biggest debut in history of the chart.


I’ve never seen other fan bases so up in arms over an album “it’s actually sweet” but also just proves her point and this is why she is MOTHER @taylorswift13 #TLOAS


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You can buy The critics, not The public 🙂‍↕️

MidnightReigned's tweet image. You can buy The critics, not The public 🙂‍↕️

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falling asleep tonight knowing taylor doesn’t give a shit about anyone’s opinion, she’s in love, she’s horny, and she’s grateful for the eras tour


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Honestly, I’m absolutely unfazed by the hate towards this album because I was here when you all HATED rep, and now cry about rep tv every 5 business days, when you said Lover was the end of her career and don’t even get me started on Midnights and ttpd hate 🙄


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they gonna hate this one but it’s true

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“You can tell that she’s struggling with Travis as a muse” no you can tell that YOU’RE struggling with Travis as a muse


I fucking love this album so much. Thank you Taylor Alison Swift for another banger ❤️‍🔥


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is it Oct 3rd yet??? #TSTheLifeOfaShowgirl


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WE ARE IN FULL TAYLOR SWIFT RELEASE MODE. CHAOS IS IMMINENT. PREPARE YOURSELVES. #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl


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