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i’ve noticed this pattern: people who create regularly complain less. they have somewhere to put their frustration and a place to channel the chaos. people who don’t create just carry it around. let it turn them bitter while they scroll and spectate and wish they were doing…


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How it feels going into 2026 not needing a single hardware upgrade


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Happy Halloween!

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"So you killed your cousin and stole his ring?" "Yes, Dave." “Because you said it was your birthday and you wants it." "That’s correct, Dave."

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"Yes, Dave."

“Because you said it was your birthday and you wants it."

"That’s correct, Dave."

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This is my favorite video of ALL TIME, found in my backups


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Democratic Party Approval Rating 🟢 Approve: 26% (-38) 🔴 Disapprove: 64% NPR/Marist | September 22-26 | 1,329 RV

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🟢 Approve: 26% (-38)
🔴 Disapprove: 64%

NPR/Marist | September 22-26 | 1,329 RV


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Tomorrow is a new day! Let’s face it!

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The Oval Office is packed, bustling with staffers, cabinet members, and high-ranking Pentagon officials. An aide enters the room. “Sir, the aliens are here.” The President of the United States, Donald Trump, looks up from his gold-plated desk. “Great. Send them to Bukele.”…

imagine it's first contact and Trump being the first human to talk to an alien.

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“A ship is always referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much to keep her in paint and powder.” -Fleet Admiral Chester Nimitz ⚓️

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-Fleet Admiral Chester Nimitz ⚓️

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like air, for some specific people

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JOY REID: “JD Vance got into Yale because they were tired of just letting in white men from New York … from all the elite schools. They wanted an Appalachian white. That's how that man got into Yale, I promise you … That's also affirmative action and DEI.”



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It has been 5 and a half years and cheap Jew son of a bitch @Minishcap1LoL still hasn't sent Dr. Pepper yet.

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never forget

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JOY REID: “JD Vance got into Yale because they were tired of just letting in white men from New York … from all the elite schools. They wanted an Appalachian white. That's how that man got into Yale, I promise you … That's also affirmative action and DEI.”



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I don't speak Arabic.

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