Chinchuleen
@Chinchuleen
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. ~Steven Wright
You might like
I wish more politicians understood how the economy is rigged against regular people the way Bill Burr does.
OMG! Leave it to Gavin Newsom to show the American people just how fucking pathetic and ridiculous Trump and his low IQ cult of cretins truly are. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
Charlamagne “is that Mike Johnson under the podium giving Trump” . . . . ?
BREAKING: A state court has allowed a lawsuit claiming Harris votes were not counted in the 2024 election to proceed.
DANA "DING DONG" PERINO (NEVER HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY!) IS MELTING DOWN BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM! FOX HATES THAT I AM AMERICA’S MOST FAVORITE GOVERNOR ("RATINGS KING") SAVING AMERICA — WHILE TRUMP CAN’T EVEN CONQUER THE “BIG” STAIRS ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE!!! TRUMP HAS…
The company that already went bankrupt and closed every store across the country two years ago? Ok.
BREAKING: Chairman of Bed Bath & Beyond announces they will not open any retail stores in California because of “high taxes, high fees, and forced, unsustainable wages.”
What a real L looks like.
Gavin Newsom says “eight of the top ten murder states in this country are red states.”
I just watched the new South Park. Trump is not going to be happy.
Matt and Trey after getting $1 billion and gathering everyone to make a South Park episode in under 48 hours
South Park referencing paramount and Colbert’s cancellation 😭https://t.co/vDDw1CcEvb
Jordan Klepper: "According to Trump, all the top Democrats got together and said 'Let's create some fake files that destroy Trump's political career, they don't ever use them, they let Trump get elected, don't use them, let Trump get elected again, still don't use them..."
Donald Trump’s White House is melting down over Wednesday night’s South Park premiere, which just so happened to attack the president’s “teeny tiny” manhood. Story: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
BREAKING: South Park just dropped one of the greatest takedowns of Trump that you’ll ever see on TV. What makes this even more rich is that Paramount (who canceled Colbert) just paid South Park over a billion dollars for streaming rights.
Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member. Be a shame if everyone retweeted this. x.com/Todd_Spence/st…
So can we talk about how Cartman saying "I love you man" to Butters during the end credits was actually Trey saying that to Matt in case it's all over for South Park
Dear MAGA Morons, In case you didn’t understand the metaphor, you’re the sheep, in this image from the new South Park episode.
MVPETE
To the rest of the league, please continue to pitch to the most valuable player in the National League.
🚨 BREAKING: A very confused Trump just saluted Saudi military officials at the Royal Court in Riyadh—a blatant breach of U.S. presidential protocol. Imagine for one second if Joe Biden had done that. Fox News would have a week-long meltdown and demand hearings. But when it’s…
A confused Trump walks to the opposite side of the room and has to be guided back in the correct direction
5 years today. Will always miss this man who was so incredibly generous, loving and funny. And the best dad. ❤️❤️❤️
United States Trends
- 1. Iceland N/A
- 2. Speedway N/A
- 3. TACO N/A
- 4. Davos N/A
- 5. Keon N/A
- 6. Fermin N/A
- 7. Ubisoft N/A
- 8. Pedri N/A
- 9. Caicedo N/A
- 10. The Art of the Deal N/A
- 11. Gavin N/A
- 12. Lewandowski N/A
- 13. Dani Olmo N/A
- 14. Switzerland N/A
- 15. Jeanie N/A
- 16. Pafos N/A
- 17. Araujo N/A
- 18. Ted Cruz N/A
- 19. Swiss N/A
- 20. Frimpong N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.