ChiveAlive's profile picture. Herro! Iss me, chivetastico! Minder of gaps, keeper of calms, lover of baconz and general smooth operator.

Chivetastico

@ChiveAlive

Herro! Iss me, chivetastico! Minder of gaps, keeper of calms, lover of baconz and general smooth operator.

Just got pulled over. In a good mood though, he looked like he was having a rough day so I let him off with a warning ;) #payinitforward


Just sittin here in the corner of awesome ave and bombdiggity st. #🚣⚓️🐠🐟☀️🍻

ChiveAlive's tweet image. Just sittin here in the corner of awesome ave and bombdiggity st.       #🚣⚓️🐠🐟☀️🍻

In other news: burnt

ChiveAlive's tweet image. In other news: burnt

🙊 ✌️☝️🙈

ChiveAlive's tweet image. 🙊 ✌️☝️🙈

Don't play hard to get, play hard to forget


Watching looped godfather series while taking a leak...

ChiveAlive's tweet image. Watching looped godfather series while taking a leak...

Ummmm gonna have to go with no you feral little tweeker. Just lookit the damn flowers!

ChiveAlive's tweet image. Ummmm gonna have to go with no you feral little tweeker. Just lookit the damn flowers!

I think Putin has the missing plane in Crimea to protest affordable health care.


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