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Christo🅿️her

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Twitter’s OG Bad Boy // Viewer of Paul Allen’s card

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Virginity the only game I play where I don’t lose😤😤😤


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Thought I’d be using a 3 man weave a lot more in my life


Tired: fuck it, we ball Wired: Peg, it will come back to you


Please explain in football terms @KEVALRAMANATHAN

Mets available for trade, per @JeffPassan: Kodai Senga Brandon Nimmo Brett Baty Mark Vientos Luisangel Acuña Jeff McNeil



Dubstep sick drops compilation (MAX BASS)


He’s so tough for that 💪🏻

The time drake maye came back down 3 with 56 minutes to go 🔥🔥🔥



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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy” you were - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how hard you hatewatched the Yankees


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"DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"


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I guess the Blue Jays aren't Braintree High? Weird.

For the second time in a week, the Yankees will give the ball to Cam Schlittler with their season on the line. On the rookie's steady development, quiet confidence and ability to channel his emotions in the biggest games. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

jorgecastillo's tweet image. For the second time in a week, the Yankees will give the ball to Cam Schlittler with their season on the line. 

On the rookie's steady development, quiet confidence and ability to channel his emotions in the biggest games. 

espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…


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FANTASY PRO TIP (TOP SECRET): put your underperforming stars in the flex position to motivate them to earn their place back in the RB/WR spot you drafted them to


Ok Grandpa, let’s get you to bed

Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."



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Real teams 0-1 rn, we prefer to get it out the mud


Arthur Smith stepped down from this position when he left the Falcons

Can’t stop laughing at this job title

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Hello, is there a Miss Percocet home? Molly Percocet?


The second I tell my girlfriend to turn around but don’t make it obvious

Chofinator's tweet image. The second I tell my girlfriend to turn around but don’t make it obvious

I saw this on my burner account and flipped over to my personal to share @KEVALRAMANATHAN @DGiurini

Chofinator's tweet image. I saw this on my burner account and flipped over to my personal to share @KEVALRAMANATHAN @DGiurini

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“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

DannyJConrad's tweet image. “Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

Italian ones filled w pistachio got me questioning my sexual orientation.

There are croissants out there that will change your entire outlook on life



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