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Christopher Red

@Chris24Red

A Gentleman is simply a patient wolf

When a dude with no money is tryna hop in the VIP section.

Chris24Red's tweet image. When a dude with no money is tryna hop in the VIP section.

Going out to eat $100 Groceries for a day $100 Door Dashed food $100 Wake up $100 Breathe $100 🥴


Friend: Wanna do another shot? Me

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Me

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There’s a special VIP section in hell for men who pee in public restrooms with the seat down @Chris24Red


Take me back to 2007 when T Pain dropped “Buy You a Drank” and people could actually afford to buy others a drank.


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My latest take on our Eagles 🤦🏼‍♀️🖤💚 oldecitysports.com/blog/eagles-ta…


Me drunk watching my pizza rolls cook in the microwave

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If these bums are goats, I’m the slaughterhouse.



What do you call an Italian Ginger? A Cheeto Guido Please don’t delete me


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“Bad things happen in Philadelphia....” Philadelphia:

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Philadelphia:

Man, my kid better not come to me when he’s older talking about can you help me with my history project. Gunna send him back to school with 6 full packets of memes.


People be like “do what makes you happy” then complain when I wanna fight someone. Pshh


If you’re Italian and from Philly I’m addressing you with “Jawnjourno” from now on.


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Is it too much to hope for responsibility and consistency from our leaders? We expect the men and women in government to be our role models. If they can't abide by their own standards to beat the virus, then we need new people in charge. No one is above this.


The year 2020 in a nutshell


It’s like every celebrity I grew up on is on some other shit. Will with the strange marriage. Every other could be a pedophile. And somebody please go check on Brittany Spears.. #2020 👀


Holy shit. You can close the @YouTube app and the music still plays!? 2020 might not be the end of the world after all!


It’s July 1st but more importantly we are half way out of 2020.


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