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You know, the essentials....

Chris Faison

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Forty-something father and IT guru. Saints ⚜️ Carnival 🎭 Crawfish 🦞 You know, the essentials....

This carried over to the states, because I watched so much of it as a kid from my older Sicilian male relatives. 🤣

In Italy, one of the hobbies for older men is “Umarell”. Retired men who enjoy watching construction sites while giving unsolicited advice



I mean, if people want to be "healthy" and sit on that hill, that's cool. I know what makes me feel relaxed and slightly euphoric and it's booze.

Not drinking has evolved into pure vanity metric. To the point the main benefit is letting people know you don’t drink. An opportunity to signal superiority & using science on the backend to justify. Another chapter in the book of creating a solution to a problem you never had.



This is why I boil crawfish 47 times a season but eat like 5 pounds, but yet I still do it year after year after year....

The cruelest ADHD realization is that planning the hobby gives me 100% of the dopamine, while doing the hobby gives me 0%. I didn't actually want to knit a scarf. I wanted to buy $80 of yarn, watch a tutorial, and fantasize about being a "knitter" for an afternoon. The…



The NFL is truly the greatest sports league in the world. so_much_fun.


Watching this Bears/Rams game it's hard to appreciate DA for a great DC, which he is, and not the guy who stunted the Saints redevelopment for 3 seasons. 🙄


This. I can say a lot of things about Sean, but he's a QB whisperer. If anyone has a shot with a QB who has had no game action this year, it's Sean.

Sean got Taysom Hill winning games at QB, he revitalized Teddy B and is the only person on earth who had Jameis not doing Jameis type shit regularly. If anyone can do this it’s Payton



One of my great regrets is never seeing Collins live. Consummate artist

✨No fake fog, fireworks, lasers. Just a guy, towel, water and a piano. All it took. This is a real artist.💗



Just a cruel joke for Josh Allen at this point..

Buffalo Bills last 8 season results: Lost Wild Card Lost Wild Card Lost AFC Championship Lost Divisional Round Lost Divisional Round Lost Divisional Round Lost AFC Championship Lost Divisional Round

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Lost Wild Card
Lost Wild Card
Lost AFC Championship
Lost Divisional Round
Lost Divisional Round
Lost Divisional Round
Lost AFC Championship
Lost Divisional Round


This post almost gave me a panic attack on an otherwise mundane Saturday afternoon, but I guess I have an adult son now too. 😐


"Are you threatening me?"


......but no, we don't like troop NOLA. We don't want the national guard. They're infringing on our "culture" and scaring people. I wonder how those 4 wounded diners feel about any additional law enforcement presence in NOLA this morning.🤷‍♂️

Gunfire erupted outside one of the most renowned restaurants in New Orleans, leaving people inside Dooky Chase with bullet wounds. audacy.com/wwl/news/local…



Every country got the COVID eventually, but China got it right off the bat.



One of the all time greats and just as relevant 37 years later....

Living Colour, ‘Cult of Personality’, Saturday Night Live, April 1st, 1989. This ain’t no April Fool. One of the great metal tracks! Enjoy!



I'm here in Louisiana like like "yeah, gotta build that on a concrete foundation because the ground moves". 🤣

The Amish all working together to move a barn is truly a sight to see



2020 was probably the best year of my life. Amid the Covid chaos the world started healing. I spent more time with my wife and (then) smaller children than I ever did before and likely ever will again. Say what you will, but it slowed us down and that was DESPARATELY needed.

The best memory of 2020 was how animals returned to the streets while humans were in quarantine



Harsh, but not entirely wrong. We've been providing Europe protection since WWII and in all likelihood many European countries would've ended up under Soviet control during the height of the cold war without our temperament of Moscow. Europe should be appreciative, not combative.

Greenland is not worth 700 billion dollars. Europe owes us far more than that. After World War II, America could have taken Europe by force. We had the power. We had the leverage. We chose to rebuild them rather than conquer them. We paid for their recovery. We guaranteed…



Fact, meaningful innovation at Apple stopped with the iPad and the death of Jobs.

if steve jobs were alive, apple's neural engine would be 5 generations ahead and every keynote would be about "the personal ai that never leaves your device". he deeply knew that privacy is a philosophy. he would have made local inferencing such a religious crusade that your ai…



This is a fact, although to be compliant with ISO27001:2022 you should test random backups periodically.

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As someone who lives in south Louisiana I would say that looks like a mighty fine outdoor oven!

This is the ultimate backyard upgrade 😮

HOUSEPORN___'s tweet image. This is the ultimate backyard upgrade 😮


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